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• How to celebrate your birthday if you're a psychopath but your father is already dead by deeplyshallow for softierain

  Fandoms: Heathers: The Musical - Murphy & O'Keefe, Heathers (1988)  

  • Explicit
  • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
  • F/M
  • Complete Work

  27 Sep 2023

  Tags

  • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
  • Jason "J. D." Dean/Heather Duke
  • Jason "J. D." Dean
  • Heather Duke
  • sometimes when I feel like picking a fight on the internet
  • I tell people that fanfiction is not all smut
  • and that actually a lot of it is in depth explorations of fandoms
  • in such a way that can not be achieved by any other medium
  • I will not be using this fic as an example of this
  • Smut
  • like it's got some character exploration because I can't resist
  • but it's mostly these two being narcissistic psychopaths in love
  • like it's actually a relatively healthy relationship which is weird
  • but mostly just because they're both awful people
  • and together they stroke each other's egos
  • and make the other a worse person
  • God i love them so much
  • join our cult
  • JDuke shall rule the world
  • part of the Bonnie and Clyde JDuke au
  • which means JD is very much Jordan's JD
  • and Duke is Bobbie Little
  • these two basically talk about books and kill people and fuck and call it a relationship
  • I'm sorry about the title
  • Titles are hard
  • I wrote the sex at 2am last night because the internet was down and I'd left my phone downstairs
  • so I kind of had no choice
  • I mean sleep was probably a better choice
  • but I did not choose that option
  • in unrelated news I'm tired right now

  Summary

  JD doesn't see the point in celebrating his birthday, Heather Duke disagrees.

  Series

  • Part 5 of Jduke do Bonnie and Clyde

  Language:

  English

  Words:

  2,739

  Chapters:

  1/1

  Comments:

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  Kudos:

  17

  Bookmarks:

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