6 Works in Inappropriate Use of Detect Thoughts Spell (Dungeons & Dragons)

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    There are some things that you just can't shake.

    Ulyss (tav) guides his companions through the underdark. An unexpected encounter makes them question what they know about him.
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    The party is exhausted from encounter after encounter and tav needs a break. Astarion thinks murder is hot. They fuck about it.

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    J3 sighs loudly, pointedly, for the third time that night—in a way that finally gets J4 to tug her headphones off her ears, shut the old grimoire she’d stolen from the Aguefort library, and look over at him from across the room.

    “Yes?” she asks tersely. She’s all too familiar with his sighs—catalogued each one. Caved to them more than once. Weak just like her master, no matter how far she tries to run. She stares at him, thinking, waiting. It could be all too easy to give him what he wants, but something gives her pause. Out of all his sighs, this one is strange, alien. Completely lacking in the usual melodrama that makes her roll her eyes. And smile to herself, as long as he’s not looking.

    No, judging by the flush of his cheeks, the agitated way he’s twitching, the furrow of his brow that disrupts his usual implacable expression, this is something else—real desperation.

    J3 has been restless ever since Jace got back with Porter. And J4 knows that the necessity of the clones is slowly dwindling, but maybe she deserves a break. Maybe J3 can take her mind off things.

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    “Not—” says J3, opening his mouth to protest, to say, Not here, Porter, but as their mouths press together, he already knows his resolve is crumbling. “Porter, I have to—“

    “You say that every time,” growls Porter, but amid the huff of frustration, he can see Porter’s lips curl into a smile, and—gods, is he enjoying this? “Later, ‘right? Whatever he’s got you doing can wait. Tell me that this ain’t more important.”

    “Gods, you’re so creepy,” says J3, relishing in the shiver that runs up his spine as he winds his arms around Porter’s neck, unnerved by how Porter seems to always know what he’s about to say. He loves it so much.

    Jace gifted Porter the Jaceclones when he told Porter he was walking away from the Plan—for good this time. After months, he's finally agreed to enfold back into the Plan, but he's not taking Porter back. While he was gone, Porter developed an interesting rapport with J2. And J3's always been the body, the spare—to Porter, Jace was the saint, and J2 the precious gift, but he’s just the guy to cast Enlarge-Reduce in the Far Haven Woods, and whatever happens happens.

    But now Porter and J3 can have a little fun of their own.

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    Canon-compliant to C3E89 - Laudna's thoughts are especially loud tonight... Imogen overhears and they share a moment, while the rest of the Hells sleep soundly in the Volition's cave.

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    You and Gale have been traveling as friendly adventuring partners for years, but you've found yourself wanting him in more deviant ways. After being struck by mysterious magic, you're carried back to a temple by Gale, where he exhausts every resource to save you.
    As you sleep, he realizes the healing magic is relaxing you... in more ways than one. He realizes you want him, and takes it upon himself to happily oblige.

    (TL;DR: Magic-addled wet dream invites the wizard you're in love with to fuck you in your sleep)

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    “Our devotion,” Gale says, voice upturned with a playful smile. “You seem reluctant to believe that Halsin and I will stay with you and help you, so let us prove it.”

    Something wicked sparks in Halsin’s eye from his spot atop a couch, lounging wide. “What do you have in mind?”

    “A game, of sorts.”

    Astarion rolls his eyes, though their tone makes his blood run hot. “You’re waiting for me to ask.”

    “Yes, well, I suppose I should know better at this point.” Gale pivots to look at him, eyes alive in a way that tells Astarion that whatever leaves his mouth will be overly earnest and embarrassing. “The game is this: we won’t do anything unless you tell us to.”

    “What do you even—“

    “But, we will do anything you tell us to.”

    Halsin is smiling his feral little smile that makes you wonder why you ever thought he was innocent. “I think we understand your wants and needs fairly well, my heart, but I’d love to know what sort of depraved fantasies are deep in your head.”

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