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    He stood up and pulled a piece of paper from his pocket. He really hoped this didn’t sound too cheesy. He just wanted somehow for the day to be about what he was giving to their son as well, and not just what Scully was handing over.

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    12 Mar 2025

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    AMAZING and that is a fantastic joke worthy of my own Jewish grandparents <3

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    You know, when I first told my manager I was gay, he was like, "is this a bit?" Like, I'm so dedicated to my career, I've started a relationship with another man and now he's saved as 'Dream Boy' on my phone just so that I can expand my comedic repertoire. So obviously, I was like, "no, it's not a bit. I have not spent all morning on my knees just so that I get to make a blowjob joke on stage later." And then he hung up on me.

    A transcript of the first taped performance of Richie Tozier's comeback show, in which jokes are made, the queer experience is dissected, and wigs are snatched. Whatever that means.

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    19 Oct 2024

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    The facts, as Edwin understands them, are thus:

    1. Edwin Payne spent 7 decades in hell
    2. Edwin Payne spent the majority of those years being ripped apart by a spider demon meade of doll heads
    3. On Tuesday 12 March, 2024, the Dead Boy Detectives investigated an old railway station on the outskirts of York which was home to a nest of unnaturally fast and magical spiders being bred by a local mage for unknown purposes.
    4. Approximately 5 minutes after entering the nest, Edwin Payne began to experience the following symptoms: shortness of breath, blurred vision, shaking hands, a curious sensation as if something very large was trying to crack ribs he does not have by squeezing him in its fist.

    In which Edwin's trauma catches up with him and he finds the whole thing quite tedious.

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    25 Sep 2024

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    It had been about a month since Charles realised he is, in fact, in love with Edwin back. They were still getting used to the new aspects of their relationship, but nothing had really changed. They just kissed now sometimes – much to the annoyance of Crystal when they were trying to focus on a case. One thing had felt slightly wrong, now, though – Charles’s constantly calling Edwin ‘mate’. Charles rectifies this, and Edwin does something that surprises him.
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    an exploration of bi panicking so hard you literally forget to be tangible

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    19 Aug 2024