RMsMissRight (AnPing)
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“A kidney donor chain is where an altruistic person donates a kidney, no strings attached, which gets other people to donate to those in need but have strings attached or conditions for their donation.” Namjoon says, eyes drifting to the ground
“So you want me to give one of you a kidney?” You ask, confused.
“No. What Joon-ah is trying to say is he wants you to let me pleasure you so that the three of us can all get our needs met.” Yoongi sighs, shaking his head. “I told you that metaphor wasn’t going to work.”
“So the altruistic hardship I’ll have to endure is…?”
“Me.” Yoongi smirks, eyes twinkling.
In that case it isn’t a hardship at all.
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- Part 7 of Dirty. Funny. Bangtan (One-shots)
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(Inactive, Incomplete, and Unlikely to Update - April 2025)
In the old days, rumors flew that occasionally the members of BTS would pick up partners at their fansign, somebody to hook up with, no strings attached, and show a good time before moving on to the next stop on tour. The lucky fans they picked tended to vary widely, but those selected always had shown up alone to the fan meet, with a purple heart on their neck, right over their pulse point.
When your friend comes down with Covid and offers you the chance to take her spot at an upcoming BTS fansign, you can't help but indulge her insistence you draw on such a heart. It probably is just a rumor right? Or is it?
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Dirty. Funny. Bangtan (One-shots) by RMsMissRight (AnPing)
Fandom: 방탄소년단 | Bangtan Boys | BTS
11 Jan 2022
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A collection of BTS centric one-shots and drabbles, rated T and up. Many will be derived from interviews, TV shows, variety appearances, etc.
Most will have some sort of smut/romance/hook up element to them. Some may include kinks. Please read tags carefully!
Most will also have an element of humor :D
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Omega bunny hybrid Jungkook arrives at luxury pleasure resort Euphoria for his long-awaited two week holiday, only to discover that his room has been double-booked by mistake. By way of an apology, he's automatically upgraded to the hotel's luxury penthouse suite, and discovers his new digs come with a very sizeable bonus package - a bonded pack of professionally trained pleasure attendants.
(Alternatively: Pleasure resort workers OT6 decide that pretty Omega bunny Jungkook will be a perfect addition to their existing pack, and take steps to ensure he spends the next two weeks cuddled up in their penthouse nest and exclusively under their tender, loving care.)
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19 Jun 2025
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Jungkook’s head ached, his body was sore, his ass and thighs still stung from being paddled, his cheek was surely bruising from being slapped, his mind was fuzzy in a bad and blank and bad and mean and bad way, and he needed more than pretending and wishing and hoping and dreaming.
Before he could change his mind, he knocked on Namjoon’s door.
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17 Apr 2025
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Just Got the Taste For It by deepslowpanic for bdxjimin
Fandoms: 방탄소년단 | Bangtan Boys | BTS
15 Jul 2023
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“Maybe that guy just wasn’t your type, Namjoon,” Yoongi says after a few moments of quiet,
That could be true. The guy was cute, but he wasn’t exactly what Namjoon thinks he’s looking for. Though he’s not entirely sure what that is, not sure about his type, or quite how to figure it out. “Thanks, hyung.”
“Of course,” Yoongi says. “I’m here to guide you on your baby bi journey. I’m like your spiritual guide.”
Namjoon snorts. “To what?”
“The prostate, obviously.”
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Newly out as bisexual, Namjoon is trying to figure out his type and exactly what he’s looking for. But every interaction with his (kind, patient, pretty) roommate pushes Namjoon closer to thinking he might already know…
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15 Jul 2023
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"It's about your comfort."
Jungkook tilts his head. "Like my mattress?"
Namjoon would laugh if he didn't feel so nervous. "Like what you wear as, ah, underwear."
Namjoon accidentally notices Jungkook wearing panties and then can't stop thinking about it. (Jungkook can't stop thinking about it, either.)
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27 Dec 2022
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“that’s my coffee.”
jungkook doesn’t hear him. he’s listening through the new bring me the horizon album, nose in his phone because hoseok is texting him some ridiculous story about his new arts TA, and he doesn’t hear him.
he glances up, makes a grab for the cup. someone touches his wrist, light fingertips. he blinks, eyes wide, and looks up.
“that’s my coffee,” he repeats, and jungkook stares.
this guy looks expensive. he’s in a suit that could honestly be worth more than jungkook’s entire closet, and jungkook wonders a little bit what the hell he’s doing in a tiny cafe downtown. he’s looking steadily at jungkook, palm held out in clear expectation.
jungkook bristles, a little. he’s not this guy’s assistant, or something.
and besides, he’s pretty sure it’s his coffee.
(or; jungkook meets Park Jimin, foremost CEO who owns half of korea, maybe, and very quickly has any and all of his expectations shattered.)
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21 Sep 2022