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Astarion hates dungeons. They are odorous, filthy, trap-ridden monster hovels and very rarely do they actually ever have anything of value within them.
But during one excursion with the team, he spots a lovely chest made of ancient wood and inlaid with shimmering abalone.It beckons to him.
Gods, there must be something terribly valuable in there. Surely nothing nefarious. That would never happen in a dungeon!
Right?**Now with more monsters! Chapters will be added at my own inspiration and leisure ;)
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As a Paladin, Aelius Ancunín has served both his God and his Oath dutifully for centuries. Though he has lost his son to senseless murder, and his wife to bitter grief, he still finds solace and purpose in Lathander's light.
But when he encounters a monster wearing his child's face, he must choose:
Does he fulfill his Oath as a Paladin, or perform his duty as a father?
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Gale ropes Astarion into the humble Waterdhavian tradition of pumpkin-carving for Liar's Night. All seems to go well until a mishap occurs in the alchemy lab.
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My Professor Kissed a Cadaver! by AnarchistRedeemed
Fandoms: Baldur's Gate (Video Games)
20 Aug 2024
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Professor Gale Dekarios is teaching his aspiring medical students a lesson in humanoid anatomy one bright, sunny day with the use of a donated cadaver.
His lesson is cut short when the cadaver wakes up and starts flirting with him.
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Pas de deux by AnarchistRedeemed for CaptainNeedsNoSleep
Fandoms: Baldur's Gate (Video Games)
16 Jul 2024
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Astarion is a professional ballet dancer touring along the Sword Coast with his troupe. When his old injuries start to flare up during rehearsals, he seeks the help of Halsin Silverbough, a physical therapist residing within the city of Baldur's Gate.
The only issue is, Mr. Silverbough had completely alleviated Astarion's muscle pains several sessions ago... But the very handsome physical therapist doesn't need to know that.
Astarion is more than happy to continue playing the part of the "anguished dancer", so long as it keeps landing him on Halsin's work table.
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What's One Bite Between Friends? by BilbosBooty
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher (Video Game), Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types
13 Feb 2021
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Geralt and Regis have one final ingredient left to collect for the resonance, but nothing is ever as straightforward as it seems.
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16 Nov 2020
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How to turn your vagabond witcher into a homebody by Apuzzlingprince
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher (Video Game), Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types, Wiedźmin | The Witcher Series - Andrzej Sapkowski
10 Mar 2018
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He didn’t notice the headlights in time to evade the vehicle barrelling toward him. A dull pain blossomed in his leg and he toppled over, slamming into the asphalt hard enough to bloody his nose and smash the bottle of bourbon he’d been gifted. He groaned, writhed, rubbed his leg, and raised his head just enough to see that he’d been hit by a red Lamborghini. Some rich asshole, no doubt, and Geralt knew immediately there was no possibility of getting a new bottle of bourbon out of them. Groaning, he lifted himself from the ground and picked up his plastic bag, hobbling for the sidewalk.
“Hey, wait a second!” A man had leapt out the car and run after him. “I’m terribly sorry, sir, are you alright?”
Geralt turned to frown at them. It was an old man. Black hair with hints of grey, black eyes, pale skin, and muttonchops. He didn’t seem to groom himself very well, which was surprising for a rich guy.
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