BaneOfBoons



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  1. Rec 3

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    They weren’t built for softness, but somehow, in the stillness of rain and unspoken things, Megatron and Rodimus began to try.

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    27 Jul 2025

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    They’re so soft!

  2. Rec *

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    Jazz has a few problems. Problem one, the Autobots are being poisoned. Two, figuring out who’s behind it and stopping them is proving harder than anyone expected. Three, he’s found a fix for both of those but it depends on Soundwave, the most loyal Decepticon in the whole army, helping him.

    And if there isn’t a good reason for Soundwave to cooperate with him? Well, Jazz will just have to make one.

    “An easy course and following winds,” Jazz says to the two aliens first, because the possibility of imminent violence is no excuse to violate social niceties with these guys. And then just for Soundwave, he says in English, “You know these guys are planning to screw you over, right?”

    He steps lightly into the room, moving so casually you’d never know it puts him in point blank shooting distance of a sworn enemy.

    “Hold your fire for just a sec,” he continues, baiting the hook, “and I’ll prove it.”

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    24 Jul 2025

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    JazzWave Spy Vs Spy shenanigans my beloved.

  3. Rec 9

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    It starts with a drink. Just a joke, really. Rodimus pushing something fizzy and probably toxic across the table at Megatron in Swerve’s bar. But somewhere between the second round and the fifth, the conversation shifts, the silence softens, and Megatron starts to stay. Quiet moments, shared drinks, and the kind of closeness that sneaks in when neither of them is looking.

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    23 Jul 2025

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    They’re so soft! 🥹

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    Megatron of Tarn, former Supreme Commander of the Decepticon forces, likes being spiked. And Optimus knows exactly what to do with this information.

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    10 Jul 2025

  5. Rec 26

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    When Megatron says “I haven’t done this in years. I haven’t wanted to do this in years,” Rodimus prepares for it to be… not necessarily bad, he doesn’t think it could be – but maybe not good either.

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