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  1. Public Bookmark 15

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    There’s a Morty Smith out there who maybe didn’t get out of that bathroom stall in time, and it would have really messed him up for the rest of his life. He’d have to go to therapy and take medicine for his night terrors. Maybe he would have refused to ever go on an adventure with Rick again. There’s also a Morty who got out and told Rick what went down, and Rick held him by the shoulders and said, "Jesus, kid, I’m sorry I let that ha-happen to you." And Morty stared at the ground, awkward, and replied,"Well, it’s not like you were in there. It’s not your fault or anything." And Rick’s eyes hardened with anger, though not directed at him, and said, "Still. Won’t happen again."

    Morty smiles at his own thoughts Jeez, how stupid. If his Rick ever said something like that there would be a much bigger problem, mainly that he was being mind controlled or replaced by a doppelganger or something.
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    The universe is a crazy and chaotic place. What can Morty do?

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    31 Jul 2025

  2. Public Bookmark 7

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    "'Opal, you know that this plan of world domination is ridiculous. When Haven is gone, all who will remain to worship you are the hated Mud People and their dying Earth. You have to see that this is pointless. If I’m not the one to stop you, someone else will,' Artemis says. The Neutrino trembles in his hand.

    Opal waves a hand. 'The humans won’t be so bad when they learn to love me. I bet even you could be less of a repulsive human being under-'

    He fires."
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    The past-Opal Koboi succeeds in injecting herself with the silky sifaka lemur's brain fluid, kickstarting her plan to conquer Haven and Earth. What she doesn't expect is that her present self may have a vested interest in seeing her fail- or that Artemis Fowl is willing to do anything to stop her. Even at the cost of the People.

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    16 Feb 2025

  3. Public Bookmark 9

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    When Eddie joined the track team, Richie joked that she would join the cheerleader squad to support her favorite athlete, which is basically what ended up happening- she shows up to every one of Eddie’s meets and screams her head off even though she doesn’t really understand what’s going on other than they have to run fast. Lately she’s taken to making her own shitty fan signs to bring to the meets. Tonight’s reads: “RUN IF YOU THINK I’M SEXY.”

    But Eddie doesn’t know that yet.
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    Richie attends a track meet, holds a sleepover, and tries to keep her crush under control.

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    15 Oct 2024

  4. Public Bookmark 28

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    "He expected a certain amount of negative side effects along with his new magic; the motion sickness that rises when he enters a dwelling uninvited is not ideal, but also not surprising. A small price to pay to be one of the few magical humans on Earth.

    It’s only on the first full moon after his return from Hybras that Artemis experiences something else strange."
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    After returning from Hybras, the newly magical Artemis is forced to wrangle with the inconvenience of wanting friendship. The full moon doesn't make it any easier.

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    30 Mar 2024