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  1. Rec 95

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    “Sorry,” Clark muttered, casting him a lopsided smile. “I just realised you’re just like the moon.”
    “A desolate, frigid wasteland most often cloaked in darkness?” Bruce asked mildly.
    Breathtaking. Always out of reach.

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    14 Mar 2022

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    Written as a fill for the DCEU kinkmeme prompt:

    Clark temporarily loses his powers, and while it's initially jarring, he gradually adjusts and tries to go about on a somewhat normal routine after telling his inner circle (which can also include the League since they're building themselves up). Problem is that he is somehow an even bigger danger magnet than Lois in this state.
     
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    This is set post-Dawn of Justice. There's some references to the comics, but nothing major.

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    14 Mar 2022

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    Kryptonian biology means Clark Kent, 28, unexpectedly presents as something called an omega - a secondary gender, something humans don’t posses and Clark had no idea was even a thing.

    The fact that all this is only happening because his body decided Bruce Wayne, Clark’s longtime crush, was the ideal mate was just the cherry on top on the sundae of bizarre, life-changing surprises that was his life.

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    12 Mar 2022

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    Four times Bruce overhears his kids saying that the reason they act like him is because of the genes they share and the one time Bruce is caught doing the same thing.

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    18 Feb 2022

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    “Who gave you a baby?” Dick demanded, the instant Bruce opened the front door, eyes drawn immediately to the sobbing infant on Bruce’s hip that he gently bounced to no avail. At the same time, Bruce muttered, “I told you, it’s fine, you didn’t have to come.”

    Dick rolled his eyes and pushed past him. Noted the scattered blankets, baby clothing, and dirty dishes gracing nearly every surface of the lake house with a glance. “I figured that out when you hung up on me. My question still stands: who in their right mind gave you an infant?”

    Bruce opened his mouth and then shut it. Took a deep breath which he blew out slowly. The plain white dress shirt he favored on the weekends was streaked with what looked like pea puree, sweet potato, and snot. “A desperate alien ship with no other options.”

    “Yeah, that scans.”

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    Alternatively titled, "Let's give Batfleck alien baby problems".

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