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CURRENT carcinoGeneticist [CCG] RIGHT NOW opened memo on board PONDERING ROMANTIC IMPOSSIBILITIES VIA HARD FACTS AND STATISTICS.
CCG: IN THE SINCERE INTEREST OF EVERYONE WHO HAS THE DISPLEASURE OF INTERACTING WITH ME ON A REGULAR BASIS, MOST NOTABLY MYSELF,
CCG: I'VE TAKEN IT UPON MYSELF TO CATALOG EVERY RELATIONSHIP ANY VERSION OF ME SNAKERODENTED HIMSELF INTO AND METICULOUSLY CALCULATED WHICH PAIRINGS ARE LEAST AND MOST LIKELY TO FAIL.
CCG: BEHOLD.