COCK_SLAPPER



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  1. Rec 31

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    "This is a safe space, Pickles. It's just you and me and all these sweet little banana stickers."

    "Okay. I can safely say that I would like to break your jaw."

    Dr. Twinkletits frowned and closed the banana sticker box.

     

    Months after stopping the Metalocalypse, Pickles finds himself desperately trying to keep the band afloat - until he physically can't anymore.
    The bottom of a bottle can't prescribe the pills to fix this. He goes to the psychiatrist.

    (Title from Falsettos)

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    06 Jan 2025

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    i keep on coming back to this when i want to see really great pickles characterisation. and the nickles... waugh.. really really good fic

  2. Rec 28

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    “…Dude, you smell so fucking good.

    Nathan is unable to stop himself from blurting it out, regret dawning on him almost immediately afterwards.

    The room goes silent, Pickles staring at him, confusion etched across his features. Nathan is fucking mortified, wanting nothing more than to run off and disappear.

    At first, Pickles thinks he’s misheard. “…What?

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    09 Aug 2024

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    HOLY SHIT. REALLY GOOD