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“It will only be worth it if we don’t end up dead. You all see that this ‘genius’ idea is stealing from a literal god, right?”
“That’s why it’s so great! Imagine how much good stuff is gonna be there! And also, how do you even know if this ‘oh so great deity’ exists? And do you realllyyyy think I’m gonna go down because of some measly god that locked themselves up on an island? Please, you know me! I’m the great Captain Rocket! I’d never step down from a challenge!”
Medkit sighs and puts his hands on his head.
“I won’t be able to take this while sober…”— — — — — — — — —
All of the crew knew Captain Rocket was stupid, but they didn’t know he was this dumb.
Aka Rocket and his crew go try steal from a god.
“This god also happens to be really hot”
-Captain Rocket, 2025Bookmarked by Cebuchel
18 Aug 2025
