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    Severus really just wanted a scotch. Preferably Minerva's. Instead he now has to navigate parenting a teenager, hunting horcruxes and maintaining his own sanity.

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    19 May 2025

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    Nine years ago, Hermione Granger created a plan to become Minister of Magic by the time she turned 60. As part of that plan she knew she needed a husband and two children to convince the public to support her.

    She is now approaching her thirty-fourth birthday and is still single, though not for lack of trying. She's questioning her dating methodology as friends grow distant, her parents age, her fertile years are peaking, and the professional goals she created at twenty-five are starting to become harder to cling to. She knows she needs something to change, but that's easier said than done when Draco Malfoy won't leave her the fuck alone.

    As for Draco, there's nothing quite as alluring as an angry Hermione Granger, and that's why he's been teasing her for the last ten years. It's only when he comes up with his best idea yet - and gets himself assigned as her security detail for an event that absolutely does not require it - that he starts to peel back the layers and sees her for who she really is. She's more than just a beautiful witch with a fierce temper. She's flawed, lonely, and starting to burn out.

    Draco knows he can help. He just needs to her to say yes first.

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    30 Apr 2025

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    Honestly, he's not sure how he should feel about the events of last night, but his cock doesn't seem the least bit confused. His first time, beyond a few handies behind a greenhouse or shed, and it was a threesome with his gorgeous best friend and - he might as well admit it - the hottest guy he's ever met.

    Or: the sequel to Hermione Granger and the Day Ron Weasley Called her a Slut. Hermione is still a badass, Ron is slightly less foolish, Draco Malfoy manages to convey a whole lot without saying much, and maybe, just maybe, Harry will get a clue.

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    14 Apr 2025

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    He turned around almost instantly, seeming to remember something but looked up into Malfoy’s eyes first. There was a glint of trouble in Nott’s gaze and Hermione wondered just what he was planning.

    “I couldn’t trouble you for one of those apple pies, could I Granger?” He asked. Malfoy’s stare into the back of Nott’s head then turned feral. He looked to be extremely impatient to get Nott out of there and back to their own seats.

    “Of course, help yourself” she offered without really even thinking and lifted her tupperware box up to Nott’s hand so that he could easily withdraw one for himself. His long fingers wrapped delicately around one of the small pastry cases before he took a bite, looking directly at Malfoy’s face and making a small moan of satisfaction.

    “Mmm you should really give these a try, Draco. I think you’d love them. So sweet...”

    Hermione, without a word, offered for him to take one of the sweet treats as well but he simply looked at her silently as if all words had escaped him. A short shake of his head followed, hardly a polite decline but she didn’t mind. She’d been too consumed by that look in his eyes as he wet his bottom lip with his tongue to notice his reaction anyway.

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    12 Apr 2025

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    When Auror Potter is anonymously cursed with silence by being forced to hide his own voice inside his mind, there's unfortunately only one person in the country with the qualifications to fix it: Certified and Licensed Healer Legilimens, Draco Malfoy, specialist in Mind Curses and Afflictions. It's obviously a terrible idea, a disaster waiting to happen, but Draco's never been able to back down from a challenge... especially from Potter.

    Features fuzzy cartoon slippers, devious house elves, 90s music, and lots—LOTS—of memories. Ron is annoyingly hot, Hermione sees right through you, Harry is a powerful idiot, and Draco is a reclusive masochist that would buy an entire city if it would make a kid happy. (And Pansy is "5'2, I wanna dance with you, and I'm sophisticated fun.")

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    24 Mar 2025