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Polyester's halo doesn't just crack- it shatters. Falls to the floor with the rest of his careful facade he'd been trying to keep up for ages. Polyurethane looks at the wreckage with him, and Polyester looks up at his beloved little brother.
Only to reel back when he sees the look of sudden, utter disgust on his face.
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Esteriel and Urethaniel. Not his children, but his examples of true righteousness. He raised them to be merciless, to have no sympathy towards those who didn’t deserve it. He raised them as worthy angels.
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Ramie learns how to parent two boys who don't need parents.
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“Can you believe that kid?
“Who…was that?” Polyurethane says quietly behind her.
“I think his name's Brief, or whatever. Total geek, I can't believe we have to sit together-”
She pauses, looking up at Polyurethane. “Oh my god.”
“What?” He murmurs, averting her gaze. Polyurethane is a couple feet away from her now, seemingly backed up.
“You're blushing!”
“I am not!”
(Mentions of sex, but I'm not getting overly spicy in this! All of them r 16 in this fic, idc how crazy the actual show is, I'm not doing that.)
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Jannie attempting whumptober again...2025 edition. by CriticallyIll
Fandoms: Hetalia (Anime & Manga)
01 Oct 2025
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My attempt at whumptober once again!! Except this time I completely forgot to prepare....
Don't expect me to keep up. Most of it might be hetalia, but expect Polybros if I find no romantic prompts, or maybe Polybrief.
Day one: Please don't cry...(FrUk)
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Polyester was clear with one thing, out of them all. No matter how many insults they threw towards each other, Polyurethane was no less than him. Never. No matter how much older he was, how much more he knew, Polyester never used this to his leverage. If he knew something Polyurethane didn't? Perhaps some light teasing, but he'd always teach the younger angel sincerely. That's what set them apart, that's what made them seem so extremely close in age.
Despite this, however, Polyurethane was also clear of one thing. Polyester was his big brother.
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Barry's makeover fics (≧▽≦) by CriticallyIll
Fandom: Date Everything! (Sassy Chap Games Video Game)
07 Jul 2025
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Whumptober 2024 by CriticallyIll
Fandom: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia (Anime & Manga), 文豪ストレイドッグス | Bungou Stray Dogs
08 Oct 2024
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Mitchell had too much wine while writing his reviews of the restaurants that opened around town, and now all the internet knew of his love for Freddy and how deeply he was captivated by the fridge. Although deeply embarrassed, his carelessness had brought him something good; the Yeti himself reciprocating his feelings.
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21 Oct 2025
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Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Angel by chromefish
Fandoms: Panty & Stocking with Garterbelt
18 Oct 2025
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No one could have predicted it, but the fragment by his foot is unmistakable. Polyester's halo has cracked.
Or rather, a post-canon episode about the Polytwin's first falling out, first time apart, and first fight, treated with about the same levity that the show carries for itself. It'll be a fun time.
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This piece is a "set" with Polyurethane's, but is a stand alone.Series
- Part 2 of Sunshine Stories
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12 Oct 2025
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When Enjin gets roughed up during a mission, Arkha has to confront the fact that, among the many children he had taken into his family, Enjin was and will always be his first.
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SIKE I'm nowhere near done torturing my beloved Gachiakuta characters
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09 Oct 2025
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Synthetic Denim by evilmateria
Fandoms: Panty & Stocking with Garterbelt, Sonic the Hedgehog - All Media Types
07 Oct 2025
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After failing to rub one out by his lonesome, Polyester gets the bright idea to go to a local Sonic Cafe pop-up and try to flirt his way into a Collector's Edition of Sonic Racing: Crossworlds. It's only when his date is shirtless does Polyester realize he's never gotten this far before.
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07 Oct 2025
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It pisses him off how spoiled Angel Pantiel and Angel Stockiel are, for real for real. Like, his family is just so much better than theirs, and that's on God! So... how in the world could they lose?
Or, the finale from Polyurethane's POV.
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This piece is a "set" with Polyester's, but is a stand alone.Series
- Part 1 of Sunshine Stories
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06 Oct 2025