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    Peter Parker, Friendly neighborhood Spider-Man and struggling college student.

    Between dealing with small-time criminals and semi-dangerous villains that seemed to have a grudge against him, Peter is just trying to keep his college life from derailing. With his unexpected internship at Stark Industries and the friendly neighborhood Spider-Man ending up on the Avengers’ radar, will Peter manage to keep it all from collapsing?

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    Peter gasped in horror. “Nooo!” He dropped to his knees and punched the concrete, “Why?! He was so young! So tasty!”

    “I’ll buy you pizza when we get to the tower.”

    “You.” Peter’s eyes narrowed as he turned to the pizza murderer, “You have gone too far now.” He warned.

    Peter landed on the man’s shoulders to make the man fall onto the roof next to his poor, soaked pizza slice. Peter webbed him up more just in case.

    “I would be sorry, if it hadn’t been for the loss of my poor pizza.” Peter sniffed. “A moment of silence for our fallen hero.” He said as he stood on top of Iron Man’s back, a fist to his chest in respect. “Gone but never forgotten. Always in our hearts. May you rest in peace, sweet, sweet pizza slice.”

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    01 Aug 2025

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    “Tony fucking Stark,” Clint says, and he points at the black smoke. “Did you blow up that base, you piece of shit?”
    “Absolutely not. I almost got blown up with it.”
    Clint is not alone. A few yards behind him, a scrawny figure halts and squints at Tony from underneath a frayed baseball cap. Sunken eyes. Dressed in a black undershirt and cargo pants.
    Can’t be older than eighteen.
    “What are you doing here?”
    Clint jerks his head at the boy behind him. “SHIELD mission. Extracting a hostage.”
    Tony glances back at the teenager, whose face has now morphed into something entirely impassive. “He seems thrilled about his rescue.”

    Tony is roped into a mission to transport a teenager to safety. But when things go south, it soon becomes more and more puzzling who the teenager is and what ‘safety’ means for him.

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    It was dark. Peter couldn’t see anything, nor move his limbs; this was feeling a lot more like a kidnapping than an arrest.

    It was only when he heard the sloshing of water against metal that it fully hit him, and the accompanying fear sunk icy claws into his heart.

    He was being taken to the Raft.

    Tony Stark hoped that with the split of the Avengers and half of the team on the run, the Accords would fizzle out. Unfortunately, the opposite happened, and the committee decided to expand the Accords even more to encompass all enhanced vigilantes, no matter their level of involvement (read: Spider-Man).

    One of the proposed laws would involve unmasking and regulating all such individuals, with one exception: a signing member of the Accords could elect to sponsor them, at the risk of their own reputation if things went sideways. So Tony signed for Spider-Man. The kid had solid morals. What could possibly go wrong?

    Answer: Peter gets involved with alien tech, splits open a Staten Island ferry, crashes Tony’s plane into Coney Island, and gets thrown into a max security prison in the middle of the ocean. In that order.

    Tony has to see Steve Rogers' face again much sooner than he anticipated.

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    06 Aug 2024

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    In which Marinette's pregnancy forces Gabriel Agreste to make impossible choices and face the consequences of his own actions while the love square falls ever more in love in the background.

    This is an optional side fic that takes place during/between chapters 6 and 7 of The Power of Love.

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    “Oh, you should have seen her face! She looked like she was about to choke someone, I’m not even kidding.”

    Chat hummed. “You sound WAY too enthusiastic about your classmate missing out on all of this.” He noted, his green eyes not leaving the task before him.

    Marinette snorted. “When it comes to Lila, I could brag all day.”

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    Someone in the school tried to help Marinette deal with Lila in little ways. Leaving her cheerful notes and flowers, believing her, giving her gifts that could potentially expose Lila... But she had no idea who they were. She could only rant about it to Chat Noir whenever he came to visit her.

    Until she found out who they were, because they asked for her help. Well, they asked for Ladybug's help.

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    02 Oct 2023