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    It's been too long. His brain is full of static, his body tight and miserable.

    Wade is fucking jonesing for another one of their games.

    "Whaddya say, big boy?" he wheedles. "A midnight run through the state park? You grab me and have your filthy way with me and then we get teriyaki? Then maybe you have your filthy way with me again?"

    Logan flashes a smile. "You really know how to woo a guy, don't you, Red?"

    "Helps when the guy has very, very simple needs," Wade teases, and Logan's eyes shine dark even as his teeth still smile.

    (In which Wade Wilson's coping mechanisms are normal and work great, thank you very much.)

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    In which the Weasley boys are desperate, Harry is as well-meaning as he is clueless, and Sirius is just trying to be a responsible godfather who talks to his godson about sex, relationships, and The Whole Gay Thing.

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    AU – Dumbledore grants the Defence Against the Dark Arts job to Tom Riddle, aspiring Dark Lord. Too bad no one told him about the mandatory sex education course that is part of his duties.

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    Ultimately, Tony’s comfortable enough with him that he ends up confessing a very private fantasy one evening, and Steve asks him if he would want to actually enact it, in a safe environment. Then he asks if Tony would feel safe with him and Bruce, specifically, and that’s how Tony’s ended up with his legs spread and his feet in cold metal stirrups, breathing hard as Bruce rolls between his knees on a little stool.

    (A con non-con gynelogical exam roleplay featuring trans male Tony, creepy doctor Bruce, and pervy himbo medical intern Steve.)

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    “Why is that a problem?” Jason asked perched on the arm of his own couch since all the cushions had been commandeered by sibling intruders. “Happy Bruce is good right?”
    “Because,” Dick groaned, rolling his eyes like he couldn’t believe he had to explain this. “He’s in love with Harold. And Harold….is in love with Brucie.”
    He paused a moment to let that sink in.
    “Brucie,” he repeated just in case it was still unclear. “Not Bruce and sure as shit not Batman.”
    From the worried looks on his siblings faces they were starting to get it.
    “And if Harold were to discover that he is dating Batman…” Damian pondered.
    “He’d run for the hills.”
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    Following the events of Little Green Lies and Sweet Green Lies.
    Bruce and Hal are together and falling fast. Everything is going well.
    Except for the part where they failed to inform Bruce's kids that his new boyfriend is Green Lantern and not just some random civilian.

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