Dysfunctional_Deity



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    A collection of my Percy Weasley one-shots. Most of them are centered around Perciver.

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  1. Public Bookmark 69

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    Can't think of a good summary for this one. It's pretty much exactly what you'd expect. Gay hedgehogs, lots of smut.

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    06 Nov 2025

  2. Public Bookmark 97

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    "Nico, you’re not an idiot. Stubborn, yes, and a little grumpy, of course. But not stupid. You have to realize that you’re a jealous guy.”

    "No, I am not a ‘jealous guy.' I think I act perfectly rational and think logically always,” Nico responded. “Being jealous would imply that I overreact. Which I do not.”

     
    It doesn't come as a surprise that other campers have crushes on Will. Still, Nico doesn't take it well.

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    26 Oct 2025

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    Grantaire isn’t sure what he’s signing up for when he answers an ad looking for a partner on a homestead out West, but he doesn’t have many other options. When he takes a chance and goes to a town called Amity, he’s met by Enjolras, who’s willing to share a home with him and teach him the work of the farm, but his heart is closed, and they’re wed in name only. Amity is full of friends and outlaws alike, and Grantaire thinks this might finally be a place where he can belong, but it’s hard for it to feel like a home when his husband won’t touch him, and the outlaws are a threat that grows with every passing day. If he can’t help keep Amity safe, and convince Enjolras that loving him is worth the risk, he might lose the only home he’s ever really had.

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    23 Aug 2025

  4. Public Bookmark 59

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    When it comes to sex, Billy is always on top. He loves to control, to dominate. And it's not that Stu doesn't love getting his brains fucked out by Billy, he does. He just wants more than anything to know what it's like to be inside Billy. To be the only one who knows what that's like.

     

    Stu had been begging Billy to let him top him all week, the first ten or so times Stu brought it up, Billy had threatened to rip out all his teeth, break his kneecaps, and so on, claiming he refuses to be a pansy bitch. But Stu knows how to be persistent, and he knows that Billy has a hard time saying no to him, even if he won't admit that. So he kept asking him, and eventually he agreed.

    AKA Billy bottoms for the first time

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    13 Aug 2025

  5. Public Bookmark 59

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    Ever since Richie presented as an Alpha (and even before that, if he’s honest with himself), he’s had a feeling deep in his gut that Eddie is his mate. For months he's waited for Eddie to present as Omega in the hopes that they’ll both be able to attend that year’s Chase, a ceremony where Alpha’s scent out their mates among the available Omega’s and bond with them. When Eddie finally presents, Mrs. K tries to keep him from The Chase, but Eddie isn’t about to let that happen.

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    03 Apr 2023