FunctionalChaos
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- Lucifer (TV) (1)
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16-year-old Trixie reads Paradise Lost in school and comes homes with some questions.
Lucifer tells Trixie his side of the story about the Silver City and about his fall.
Series
- Part 1 of The Bible According to Lucifer
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History is written by the winners, but the loser still has a story to tell.
This is biblical and apocryphal stories told by our favorite Devil.
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extra-stellar bodies by CNS, surgicalstainless
Fandoms: The Murderbot Diaries - Martha Wells
17 Jul 2025
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SecUnit stays aboard ART when the rest of the crew goes down to the planet for shore leave. It's expecting some long-awaited peace and quiet, but what it gets is...
...school time.
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mamaour non-gendered bot parental figure.)- Language:
- English
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Bookmarked by FunctionalChaos
25 Jul 2025
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It's a Mutual Administrative Assistants Thing by Greywarrant, ramshackle_fey
Fandoms: The Murderbot Diaries - Martha Wells
17 Jul 2025
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Amena's looking forward to her first year at the Pansystem University of Mihira and New Tideland, but leaving (almost) everyone you know to go to a strange planet can be more than a little intimidating. Luckily(?), Murderbot is accompanying her on the trip there, and it's definitely highly qualified help her feel more confident.
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- English
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Bookmarked by FunctionalChaos
25 Jul 2025
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Beyond the Grave by aeliusauctor
Fandoms: Baldur's Gate (Video Games), Forgotten Realms (Roleplaying Game), Dungeons & Dragons (Roleplaying Game)
22 Jul 2025
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Even after two centuries, Astarion’s mother still visits her son’s grave. This time, there’s something new on the headstone.
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Six months after the fall of the Netherbrain, Gale and Astarion have gone their separate ways. Astarion is coming to enjoy the simple things in life. For once, he’s murdering, threatening, and intimidating the right people, and earning a tidy amount of gold at the same time.
In Waterdeep, Gale is working hard to find his place among the realm’s most prominent wizard academics, but can’t bring himself to publish a single paper.
When Astarion’s sister Dalyria brings him stories of disappearing vampire spawn children, Astarion is forced back into close proximity with the Waterdhavian wizard he’s tried in vain to get over. Together, Astarion, Dal, and Gale find themselves facing a new threat in the Underdark, one that proves the most depraved schemes in Faerûn did not die with the Dead Three’s chosen.
A story about figuring out who you are after trauma, what happens when you begin to heal, and how to rediscover yourself after turning down untold power.
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Updates Wednesdays, as of 21 May 2025
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- English
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Bookmarked by FunctionalChaos
21 Jul 2025
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Astarion is stuck in a nobody should ever like me spiral
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I had to tell myself stories about you to rationalize away why you would leave me like that. I imagined this reunion time and again, a well-worn bedtime story that I could write into infinity. I look into your eyes and see that I was all wrong – you weren't the hero I remembered. You never saw me.
You can't even see me now.
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Iris chances upon the ComfortUnit that had once belonged to Tlacey. SecUnit arrives.
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Bookmarked by FunctionalChaos
21 Jul 2025