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The story of how Voldemort opened a marriage agency by Helga_Samuel
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
01 Jun 2025
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After he lost the Battle of Hogwarts, by some miracle Saint Potter decided to spare him. Thus, although under the control of the Ministry, the Aurors and the Potter boy, Voldemort still remained alive. At first, he was incredibly happy about this, but very quickly boredom replaced the euphoria. Then Voldemort decides to start life from scratch and immerse himself in work.
But, as it turns out, everything is not as simple as he initially thought. Whatever requests he sent to the Ministry - they were all rejected because of the «risky choice of profession».
Voldemort boils with rage, but refuses to give in. In the end, after several more such refusals, he finally manages to get permission.
This is how Voldemort opened a marriage agency with the full sponsorship of Harry Potter.
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Історія про те, як Волдеморт шлюбне агентство відкрив by Helga_Samuel
Fandoms: Гаррі Поттер – Джоан Кейтлін Роулінґ, Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
01 Jun 2025
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Після того, як він програв Битву за Гоґвортс, якимось дивом святий Поттер вирішив помилувати його. Таким чином, хоч і під контролем Міністерства, аврорів і хлопчиська Поттера, та Волдеморта все ж залишився живим. Спочатку він безмежно радів цьому, але дуже швидко на місце ейфорії прийшла нудьга. Тоді Волдеморт вирішує почати життя з чистого аркуша і з головою зануритися в роботу.
Та тільки тут не все так просто, як спершу гадалося. Які б прохання він не надсилав до Міністерства – усі їх відхиляли через «ризикований вибір професії».
Волдеморт закипає від люті, але відмовляється поступатися. У підсумку, після ще кількох таких відмов йому нарешті вдається отримати дозвіл.
Отак Волдеморт відкрив шлюбне агентство за повного спонсорства Гаррі Поттера.
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Union of two chimeras by Helga_Samuel
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, Severus Snape and the Marauders
01 Jun 2025
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The last ten years of Severus Snape's life were full of ups and downs: he had a fight with his only friend, lost his parents, got involved with a bad crowd. And now the Marauders are haunting him even after graduating from Hogwarts!
After another skirmish with the local Gryffindor «zoo», Severus gets to know a new acquaintance better – the one who stopped him at the last moment when he was ready to kill James Potter. Harry Potter.
Another Potter again.
However, with this particular Potter, everything turned out to be much more complicated than with the Stag. After all, it so happened that Harry was looking for him – Severus Snape. The guy's mother recently died of dragon pox, leaving behind a rather interesting will – a marriage contract concluded by the deceased with her best friend from her school years at Hogwarts – Eileen Prince.
Well, this is not how Severus imagined this day.
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Союз двох химер by Helga_Samuel
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, Severus Snape and the Marauders, Гаррі Поттер – Джоан Кейтлін Роулінґ, Северус Снейп і Мародери
01 Jun 2025
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Останні десять років життя Северуса Снейпа були сповнені злетів і падінь: він посварився з єдиною подругою, втратив батьків, зв’язався з не найкращою компанією. А тепер іще й Мародери не дають йому спокою навіть після випуску з Гоґвортсу!
Після чергової сутички з тутешнім ґрифіндорським «зоопарком» Северус ближче знайомиться з новим знайомим – тим самим, хто в останню мить зупинив його, коли він уже був готовий убити Джеймса Поттера. Гаррі Поттером.
Знову якийсь Поттер.
Проте з цим конкретним Поттером усе виявилося набагато складніше, ніж із Оленем. Адже так сталося, що Гаррі шукав саме його – Северуса Снейпа. Мати хлопця нещодавно померла від драконячої віспи, залишивши по собі досить цікавий заповіт – шлюбний договір, укладений померлою разом із її найкращою подругою зі шкільних років у Гоґвортсі – Ейлін Принц.
Що ж, не так Северус уявляв собі цей день.
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Third System by Helga_Samuel
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
15 May 2025
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Gongyi Xiao did not immediately realize that he had died. Ever since he had arrived in this strange space, he had neither seen nor heard anything – until one day, the silence was broken by someone's voice.
[Mr. Gongyi Xiao, the System welcomes you. We are pleased to inform you that, due to numerous complaints and requests, we are considering the possibility of your resurrection under certain conditions. Please respond within two hours so that I may properly inform you of all the details. If you fail to reply within the given time, we will be forced to automatically reject the offer.]
The young summoner pondered for a while and concluded that there was nothing wrong with returning to life. However, something still unsettled him…
Despite his hesitation, the young cultivator finally dared to ask the question that had been bothering him for some time: What is the «System»?
The voice remained silent for a moment, struggling to find a way to explain such a complex concept to someone from Ancient China.
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影子 by AudreyFalcon
Fandoms: Notre-Dame de Paris | The Hunchback of Notre-Dame - All Media Types
31 Jul 2024
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她燃起熏香，找寻通往死后世界的道路。在凝滞、永恒的黑暗中，她看到的是一个来自过去的黑影，而他所看到的，也同样蒙上了过去的阴影。
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Love You to Death by VillainsDoitbetter
Fandoms: The Hunchback of Notre Dame (Disney Animated Movies)
30 Jun 2025
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Esmeralda is confronted by Judge Claude Frollo about his feelings for her. Can they reach an agreement? Along the way, she will learn that there is more to this man than anyone could understand. Another tit for tat story: her freedom for that of her people. Pt. 3 of trilogy.
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- Part 3 of The Minister of Injustice
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Tell Me None of Your Longings {I Don't Need Them or You} by DKM03_Archivist
Fandoms: The Hunchback of Notre Dame (Disney Animated Movies)
10 Dec 2014
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By little_elfie
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In which Esmeralda is male and so Frollo goes off even crazier than in canon - denial, all the classic religious homophobe responses to having secret attraction to another man, dubcon/noncon, the works!
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Voldemort, The God of Snakes, has made peace with his solitude. A forgotten god, imprisoned in his own sanctum after betrayal, after the deaths of his devotees.
Centuries passed before his anger dissolved like bones on an alter. Longer still since he’s felt the hunger which drove him to godhood in the first place.
Time moved forward relentless, until all that was left was dust and a quiet, simmering hope.
And then the door opened, and a boy walked through.
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An Amnesiac's Guide to Woo Your Husband by Immajust_read
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
07 Jul 2025
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After a magical accident during a high-profile attack at the Ministry of Magic, Tom Riddle wakes up in St. Mungo’s with no memory. He’s disoriented, confused, and instantly, inexplicably in love with the man sitting beside his bed. His husband, apparently.
Too bad their marriage is an arrangement, and they aren’t really in love.
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In which amnesiac Tom Riddle sets out to make his distant husband fall in love with him, and Harry Potter tries very, very hard not to fall harder than he already has.