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This isn’t precisely what Tommy thought his life would be like but hey, it could be worse.
He didn’t know what worse would be, (he was pretty sure he had arrived at rock bottom), but he was alive and that was something.
Was the bar low? Maybe. At least it makes it easier to jump over.-----------
Tommy is just a hardworking guy trying to make ends meet which became especially difficult after his roommate lost his job. Life had never been kind to him though and when he gets accidentally mixed up in something he shouldn't, desperation pushes him to make a deal he shouldn't have.
or, The Syndicate gets a new receptionist and a new son :)
or or, the supervillain au fic no one asked for but lives in my mind rent-free.
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First, you refused to submit to my leadership, and now, you’re picking petty fights. You keep causing such messes. I’m done cleaning up after you. So I’m gonna give you two options. One, and I highly recommend this choice, you answer all my questions, beg for my forgiveness and maybe, maybe, I’ll let you come back to the Heroes. Your second choice, I kill you right now. What’ll it be?” Dream spread his arms wide, presenting the choices.
“So um… this is awkward,” Wilbur started, suppressing his nerves.
“What…?” Dream asked, caught off guard.
“Yeah so like, I’m not who you think I am.”
“What are you talking about?”
“I’m Blade’s twin brother. Older! Might I add, by a whole 4 minutes. I haven’t talked to my family in a year so I’m not gonna be much help.”---------
or normal civilian Wilbur gets confused for his identical twin brother, aka the country's biggest villain... Dream isn't buying it though
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Phil had always considered himself a fairly responsible person.
He would’ve said he was on top of things and got stuff done when it needed to happen.
Now was not the best example of that.
There were 5 days until Christmas and he had most of his shopping done. Most of his shopping is done. He got everything for his boys, friends, and coworkers. He even assembled dozens of small gift baskets for the boy's teachers.
Yet somehow, he still had not gotten his lovely wife anything for Christmas. Since the kids depended on his money and transportation services, they also had not gotten their mother anything.
That’s how Phil found himself in the car with his three kids early on a Saturday morning....
Or, Phil and his three gremlins do a bit of holiday shopping.
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"He is in there, chained"
Phil nodded and crept into the house, his hand resting on the hilt of his sword. He expected to see a criminal or someone dangerous, why else would they pay him 1000 gold to come assassinate them? Instead, there was a small child curled into a ball, sobbing. The boy didn't seem dangerous, just scared and in pain. Why then was he locked up like this?
The boy slowly looked up at Phil. His eyes glowed a faint red but Phil didn’t know if that was because of the Nether lighting or if that was just the color of the kid’s eyes. Phil knew one thing for sure. He had fallen in love with this little boy. He would do everything in his power to get him out and away from here.
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or, Phil is an assassin but somehow accumulates 3 new sons by various means (All with their own problems might I add). He doesn't mind because, you know, Dadza. :)
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*DISCONTINUED* but I posted the outline on the last chapter so you at least know how it was supposed to end :)
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“What did you do?” Phil asked his middle child making his way into the living room.
“I said it wasn’t me!” Techno yelled after him.
The scream turned into big dramatic cries and there was another voice aggressively shushing the first. Phil emerged through the doorway connecting the kitchen and the living room to find his youngest child crying on the floor.
Tommy’s mouth was glowing blue and there was a matching trail down his chin. The same substance was staining his fingers and shirt. In his tiny fist were two empty glow stick tubes, bite marks on both.
Wil was hovering over him trying to get him to quiet down but once he saw Phil in the doorway he stood up straight and hung his head. Phil shot him a look that said ‘We will talk about this in a second.’_____________________
or Tommy is easily convinced to consume something he definitely should not
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Skits for TTGRAT by sapphirelove472
Fandoms: Dream SMP, Minecraft (Video Game), Video Blogging RPF
28 Nov 2024
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Skits inspired by the chapters of "TommyInnit, The Greatest Receptionist of All Time" by HeyBail
check them outAlso I dont support wilbur.
This is strictly C!WilburBookmarked by HeyBail
20 Feb 2025
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Somehow I've inspired an incredible work such as this. <3