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  1. Public Bookmark 10

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    A collection of one shots, entirely dedicated to Earthspark's Bumblebee!

    Life on Earth was strange... to say the least. At least, it was compared to Cybertron. Bumblebee knew that he only thought that because he was a Cybertronian, even if he had been residing on Earth for many years by now. With how long Cybertronian lifespans were compared to shorter-lived species, it made sense that their bodies adjusted slower. After all, a robot that had lived for over a million years would find it very inconvenient for their processers to quickly register periods of time, extending their perception of its progression. They’d go mad.

    The humans would likely lose their processors, ahem, minds, if they saw Cybertron after living their lives on their little green planet. Even the Terrans, despite being transformers like himself, had never laid optics on his home planet. Unfortunate. They probably never would, even if there was anything left of it. But that's okay, because he had a mission here, on Earth instead.

    By now, it wasn't just Optimus's orders that kept him, but secretly, his own personal obligation. Protect HIS family, not just the Maltos. Now, if only that didn't come with so many other side effects.

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    25 Aug 2025

  2. Public Bookmark 20

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    When the kids learn, that the Autobots have Holoforms, they get ideas. Ratchet fears the worst.

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    20 Aug 2025

  3. Public Bookmark 30

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    The feeling was already there when it became aware of life for the first time.
    It was eternally graceful and wise.
    The feeling would still be there long after its awareness of life had faded for the last time.
    It was eternally graceful and cruel.

    Or: When Primus created a newspark to save the life of its Prime, he did not expect his little puppet to survive its first mission. However, when the sparkling is surprisingly saved through the capable servos of a certain, grumpy medic, the god is not opposed either. Instead, he recognizes this as his opportunity to influence and ultimately end the War on Cybertron through his creation—no matter the cost.

    Or, put more crassly: A retelling of Transformers Prime with Bumblebee as Primus’ puppet.

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    19 Aug 2025

  4. Public Bookmark 16

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    Born in a time when new sparks were never meant to exist, Bee’s life was marked by hardship from the very beginning.

    When freedom finally found him, it came with war. Megatron fell — defeted by his own servos. But becoming the face of a rising Cybertron was far less glorious than Bee ever imagined.

    Thrust into world of new expectations, Bee became determined to prove himself worthy — after all he was Optimus Prime's ward. He had to. But pursuing studies at the Academy only deepened the shadows around him, whispers following every step. They called him the Prime’s favourite. They said he didn’t earn his place.

    When Bee said Council started corrupting, nobody was on his side. Bee decided to take initiative by only way he knew how – a path to tear down the corrupt Council rotting Cybertron from within.

    He embraced what they had always feared him to be.

    He became what they made him.

    An assassin.

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    19 Aug 2025

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    “Yep, yeah, I mean, yes. Yes, Charlie Watson, that’s me.” She looks up at Bee again, clearly hoping for some help. Noah can tell he’s amused (and happy, so so so happy), but he doesn’t interfere. Charlie looks around to the rest of them and smiles awkwardly. “Sorry, Bee didn’t tell me your names. Not because he didn’t want to, obviously, but just, with the amnesia, and all of that, and then Sector 7 and then he left and it’s been a few years and just…” She stops abruptly, covering her mouth with her hand. Against it, she says, “sorry. I was just rambling. It’s a pleasure to meet you, Optimus.”

    He smiles. Optimus full on smiles, and Noah feels like he might have an aneurysm.

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    Or, Charlie finally meets her bestie's dad. Noah has a few thoughts on this, all of which amount to Optimus Prime, you motherfu...

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    13 Aug 2025