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When you turn sixteen, you choose to see who your soulmate is. The system isn't perfect. Some people aren't Matches, and some people don't have a soulmate at all, but if you don't look on your birthday, you'll never get another chance.
Remus Lupin is about to turn sixteen, and he can't decide whether or not he wants to look. He already knows that he can't be Matched with the only person he wants, so what's the point if all it'll result in is unhappiness?
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The Incident After Hours by Ilene_May
Fandoms: Harry Potter - Fandom, Marauders Era - Fandom
09 Jul 2016
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When Sirius complains about James' Invisibility Cloak not being exciting enough, the four boys come up with an alternative.
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How to Tell Your Best Friend You're Fucking Her Uncle in Ten Easy Steps by CEPetriWrites for Brielyse95, reddishwork
Fandoms: House of the Dragon (TV), A Song of Ice and Fire - George R. R. Martin, A Song of Ice and Fire & Related Fandoms
30 Apr 2025
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Her father is determined to make her the next Queen of Westeros, pushing her to "comfort the king" during his time of grief. Alicent knows if his plan succeeds it'll cost her her best friend, so she comes up with a solution: she needs to have sex.
Daemon Targaryen is one of the only men at court who is whorish (and dumb) enough to deflower the Lord Hand's only daughter. Unfortunately for Alicent, it does not occur to her until afterwards that fucking your best friend's uncle is not much better than fucking her father. Now Alicent is scrambling for a way to tell Rhaenyra what she's done in a manner that won't ruin their friendship. It would be a lot easier if the sex had been a one time thing...
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Portuguese Translation: wattpad.com/story/387166705-how-to-tell-your-best-friend-you%27re-fucking-herSeries
- Part 1 of Guides and the Charges that Ignore Them
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A Disclaimer From Your Friendly Neighborhood Oracle:
The following is a transcript of Patrol Communications Audio written by state of the art transcription technology, IRIS (Interpretation of Recorded Intelligence Software). IRIS was created to provide easily searchable records, automatically, and eliminate the need to transcribe each patrol audio log manually. That being said, IRIS is still experimental, and may not always be entirely accurate.
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(01:25) Red Hood: (Mild static) (Out of breath, slurred) You motherfuckers. Put some fuckin-Batman: (Shaking) Red Hood-
Red Hood: Shut up. Put some fucking respect. On my name. Start fucking copying me. I just got thrown fucking. Um. 40 feet. Into a fucking uh. What's it. Ditch. I'm still fucking conscious.
Batman: Red Hood, do not move, we're en route-
Red Hood: What'll I win if I stand up.
Batman: (Loud) Do not stand up.
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29 Jul 2025
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Tuesday Morning Scandal by DragonflyxParodies
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Batman: Under the Red Hood (2010), Red Hood: Lost Days, DCU
08 Oct 2023
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“He faked my death?!” His outrage carries his voice out of the holding room he and his companions have been ushered into.
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“Mom got custody and his response was to pretend I got fucking murdered?!”
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28 Jul 2025
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High Schoolers by beachbby
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Red Robin (Comics), Young Justice - All Media Types
28 Sep 2019
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Red Robin and Superboy smoke weed in a bathroom. What happens next will warm your heart.
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- Part 1 of Stoner Tim
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22 Jul 2025
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Gotham City is hosting their annual Junior Art Competition and invited their competition's only 6 time champion, and Gotham's only 2 time Pulitzer Prize winner to present this year's winners with their awards.
Damian has, after much persuasion from various members of the Wayne Family, entered Gotham City's annual Junior Art Competition. He didn't win but, according to Dick, 2nd Place is still something worth celebrating and the whole family is excited to attend the award ceremony and see what he'd created.
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18 Jul 2025