Janamelie
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"You’ll know nothing about the situation you’re arriving in before you get there.”
Ace whistled. “So I could drop in on people on the khazi? Or doing the horizontal mambo?”
Ace Rimmer visits various universes using a quantum skipper. Unsurprisingly, he meets a lot of AU Rimmers and Listers.
A companion piece to my previous fic "Skipping".
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Victorian London, a year after the events of "Blood Of The Smegged". Benevolent polyamorous vampire couple Count Arnold Rimmer and Dave Lister find their peaceful existence disrupted when the predatory Count Dracula targets their human lover Dr Frank Van Todhunter.
Whilst it does help if you've already read "BOTS", this fic can be understood without having done so.
The BOTS / EOTS-verse is a Red Dwarf AU influenced somewhat by Dracula but also Hammer Horror and vampire films in general. In keeping with RD, it's mostly played for comedy. Kryten is a faithful immortal retainer and Cat is a werecat.
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Super Heroes by Janamelie
Fandoms: Red Dwarf (UK TV), Rocky Horror Picture Show, The Rocky Horror Show - O'Brien
18 May 2025
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Rimmer-as-Ace gets drunk after a mission where he reunited a Kochanski with a Lister. When he wakes up with a hangover, Wildfire’s computer tells him that the ship’s dream recorder recorded the feverish dream he had based upon the film he just watched on repeat.
"Unable to stop watching, Rimmer turned scarlet as his high-heeled double dramatically flung aside his cape to reveal what he was … almost wearing. The sparkly purple-black basque and fishnet stockings and suspenders were purposely designed to draw as much attention to the areas they weren’t concealing as those which they just about were.
But that wasn’t even the worst part; it was the attitude. Seeing himself posing and strutting like a - like a particularly kinky Mimas streetwalker was indescribable."
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Ongoing ficlet collection for Smegtober 2024. I'll write as many prompts as I get ideas for.
"Missing scenes" from canon, both gen and shippy, including pre-accident and immediately post-accident.
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"Columbia gazed transfixed at the vision before her. Frank always looked fantastic, but he’d made an extra effort tonight. The raven eyeshadow, glittery purple-black basque and elbow-length gloves were spectacular.
In response to his summoning gesture, she jumped up eagerly to join him onstage. They wiggled their hips to the music in unison and he gave her an approving smile. Instinctively, she joined Magenta and Riff Raff and they gathered behind Frank’s throne as he sank gracefully into it. For a few seconds, she felt like the coolest person in the universe."
How Columbia ended up in the Rocky Horror castle, her various relationships and her thoughts during the film, from "Sweet Transvestite" to the end of "Hot Patootie".
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A collection of different takes on the alternate universe we see in the "Back To Reality" hallucination. Probably complete but I'll add more if inspiration strikes.
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