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  1. Rec *

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    Jazz is the sole voice of objection when the Autobots implement a new program: recharge berths that hook up to a central network for nightly medical datalogging.

    They proceed with the project anyway and, totally-well-adjusted-and-not-at-all-sociopathic mech that he is, Jazz makes it his sworn duty to ensure that each and every member of high command lives to regret it.

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    20 Aug 2025

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    LMAOOO I LOVE THIS

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    An injured Starscream is rescued by the Autobots post-battle, but when Ratchet checks him over for internal injuries, he learns the number of Decepticons held prisoner in the Ark... has just doubled.

    And getting rid of them both is easier said than done.

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    14 Aug 2025

  3. Rec 82

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    Megatron doesn't know a single thing about seekers. Lucky for him, there's a trine that begrudgingly explains things to him. With a dash of romance.

    Currently in hiatus

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    12 Aug 2025

  4. Rec *

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    "I thought you were dead!" Starscream accused, weapons shaking.

    "Only on the inside, Screamer." Skywarp held his steady.

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    06 Aug 2025

  5. Rec 72

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    To be fair, it was the Lamb’s fault.

    ..Maybe a little bit of Narinder’s, but it was mostly Lambert’s fault.

    After a rather embarrassing accident on a crusade, Narinder opts to be resurrected instead of healed. Only, The Lamb's anxious mind haunted by past memories bumbled the ritual, and the cat comes back cursed: conscious, aware (not that The Lamb knows that) but with an insatiable hunger for flesh. Now, until Kallamar can return with crystals to cure him, Lambert must keep the cat alive, keep him from killing any of their flock and somehow keep him fed.

    Unsurprisingly however, their husband already had a taste for mutton and is hardly taking any of this seriously.

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    26 Jul 2025