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    Doe: He move in?

    Padfoot: Yup just now

    Prongs: Why

    Moony: Because my place is a shithole and Sirius said no

    Prongs: That’s it?
    He said no

    Padfoot: I literally did
    First thing I said when I saw it
    No
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    In which Remus Lupin doesn't go to Hogwarts, but he and Sirius find their way to each other anyway. Their first year living in their Soho flat, attending university, and drinking with their friends. Told through love, sex, full moons, and far too many ridiculously named group chats.

    This fic is told through a standard narrative style with added group chats. It's not solely texting, but there will be quite a lot of that.

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    06 Nov 2025

  2. Public Bookmark 4

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    James’s voice softens. ‘You don’t have to say it. I know.’
    Sirius lets out a long breath, almost a laugh. ‘I’m obvious huh?’
    ‘I just know you.’ James runs a hand through his hair and looks up to the stairs leading to their dorms where Remus is likely asleep. ‘I know the both of you.’

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    James and Peter have had enough. Their friends are miserable, obviously in love, and far too stubborn (or stupid) to do anything about it. So, like any self-respecting pranksters, they hatch a plan: nudge (okay, shove) Sirius and Remus into confessing before the pining kills them all.

    But Sirius has other problems. He’s finally ready to reach out to Regulus, only he can’t figure out how to do it without getting hexed into next week. So he does the unthinkable: asks Remus for help.

    Two half-baked plans. One emotionally constipated werewolf. One reckless runaway heir. A mess of secrets, letters, and feelings just waiting to blow.

    Oh, and something dark is brewing down in the Slytherin common room. And the war outside is starting to seep into Hogwarts.

    What could possibly go wrong?

    (Camera pans to Lily and Peter, shaking their heads from the sidelines.)

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    06 Nov 2025

  3. Public Bookmark 61

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    Ten years after the royal house of Black has supposedly fallen from their rule, rumors began to surface saying that both of the Black family's heirs could still be alive. When Sirius turns 18 and is free from the orphanage he grew up in, he sets out to do the only thing he can remember wanting from his first eight years of life. What is that you might ask? Making the journey to Paris.

    Or a Marauders Anastasia AU

    I do Not support JKR and I do not give permission for my fic to be used for AI.

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    06 Nov 2025

  4. Public Bookmark 19

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    Where Sirius Black is a moody Slytherin and Remus Lupin is not paid enough to deal with this shit.

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