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you dug my heart a grave by jilliancares
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types
02 Mar 2023
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He’s laying there, groaning and in pain and clutching his ribs, but even worse—
[Really? Is it really worse? Give it a good, hard think and tell me if this is worse.]
—but even worse, sparks are flying. Literally.
Or: Wade realizes that Spidey is his soulmate.
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- Part 2 of spideypool soulmate fics
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10 Dec 2025
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“This is actually an excellent opportunity for you. Kingsman is one of the most elite cooking schools in London, and they so rarely offer evening courses like this. The fact that they were willing to work with us and allow you to attend is a miracle.”
“It’s basic though, yeah?” Basic was what he needed. He just needed to learn enough so that Deanna wasn’t eating frozen pizza or chicken nuggets every meal, and his mum wasn’t exactly in the mood to cook most days. Cooking had always been his dad’s thing, he’d been about to trade up from a sous chef to a full chef when his accident had happened.
Sure, Eggsy could eat junk all day long if he had to, but his half-sister deserved better. He could give her better.
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- Part 1 of La Cuisine
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11 Nov 2025
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‘Bartender’s motto,’ said Eggsy cheerfully. ‘Quickest way to a man’s heart is through his liver.'
In Harry’s line of work the quickest way to a man’s heart was usually between the ribs just left of his sternum, but he felt it would be impolitic to mention this just now.Four drinks that Eggsy made for Harry and one Harry made for Eggsy.
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06 Nov 2025
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A Taste of Mallorca by Regency for LazyBaker
Fandoms: Kingsman: The Secret Service (2015)
25 Aug 2015
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AU. Harry is a celebrated food critic. Eggsy is a Youtube-famous food blogger. They meet at the grand opening of Mediterranean restaurant Mallorca when they’re forced to share a table. It’s a meal, and a night, neither will soon forget.
For the 2015 Kingsman Bang. (Revised 11.21.15)
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06 Nov 2025
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Harry and Eggsy absolutely do not have couples mugs that proclaim their love for one another. Harry is about 70 percent sure of this.
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03 Nov 2025