LookatmeImwearingavegetable
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George Daniel poked you.
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- Part 12 of No Nut Kinkvember >:)
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1. Shoes off!
2. No Smoking indoors!
3. Pictures allowed
4. No loads refused :)
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- Part 11 of No Nut Kinkvember >:)
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3313 - peach, tree-ripened, ready to eat by LookatmeImwearingavegetable
Fandoms: The 1975 (Band)
18 Nov 2025
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“You look so cute in your little vest.”
George spins around, already livid. He sighs when he comes face to face with Ross, grinning at him playfully. George takes a deep breath, and grits his teeth.
“Fuck off, Ross.”
He only gets a pout in response.
“I’m serious, get out.”
Ross raises his hands in mock-innocence.
“I’m just an innocent shopper looking for pasta.”
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- Part 10 of No Nut Kinkvember >:)
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We check back in with Rosie, who is making a roast dinner from scratch.
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- Part 8 of No Nut Kinkvember >:)
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"So, how was your day?"
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- Part 9 of No Nut Kinkvember >:)
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Snapshots of Ross and Adam through their late teens. Growing pains but never painful. Adam is a pushover, and Ross quite likes pushing.
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Experience is key by ottertrashpalace
Fandoms: Phandom/The Fantastic Foursome (YouTube RPF)
21 Aug 2024
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On a fateful late-night walk, Dan happens across two oddly familiar young men in the park.
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- Part 1 of Push
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Pete laughs, but Mikey can tell he’s nervous.
“Fine,” he says. “Do something psychic. Levitate my TV or some shit.”
“It’s not like that,” Gerard pipes up indignantly. “That’s telekinesis, asshole.”
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Slantverse by Gala_and_Elle, gala_apples, theletterelle
Fandom: 30 Seconds to Mars, Bandom, Cobra Starship, Empires, Fall Out Boy, Gym Class Heroes, Mindless Self Indulgence, My Chemical Romance, Panic At The Disco, Panic! at the Disco, Sum 41, The Academy Is..., The Cab, The Like, The Used
23 Jul 2013
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In the Slantverse, the majority orientation is not (necessarily) heterosexual, but dominant/submissive. Relationships can be complicated. High school relationships even more so. (I'd say this was part of Directedverse, but we got it from an anonymous prompt, and at least one of us had never heard of Directedverse. So yeah.)
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Bookmarked by LookatmeImwearingavegetable
28 Jul 2025
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Based on this prompt: Pete fucks fem!Patrick in the bus bunks. Your choice on whether Pete is a girl too. Bonus points if they have to keep quiet.
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They came up with a couple of rules, shit like "Don’t EVER quote OUR lyrics" (Pete breaks this one a lot just because he likes seeing Trix’s face turn red on stage when she sings them back) and "Don’t leave any visible marks" (Trix breaks this one a lot because it’s the least detrimental one to break and Pete can’t break a rule without any sort of consequence. And she’d admit to no one, but she’s just as possessive over Pete as Pete is possessive over her) and "Don’t initiate or continue ANYTHING on the bus when there are people around."
And they’re breaking this one now.
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Bookmarked by LookatmeImwearingavegetable
17 Oct 2022
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According To Your Heart (It's Our Time Now) by fanatic_by_definition
Fandoms: Fall Out Boy
12 Aug 2015
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“Are—are you trying to say you’re okay with it? Kissing me in a fucking music video?”
Patrick sounds horrified at the very notion of it. Pete does his best to not feel personally offended. “Just calm down, man, it’s really not a huge deal—”
“Not a huge deal? Pete, it’s a kiss!”
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Pete pitches an idea for the "The Kids Aren't Alright" music video. It's misinterpreted. And while he might not mind so much, Patrick definitely does.
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Bookmarked by LookatmeImwearingavegetable
26 Feb 2020