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    The Hales didn’t like him. He didn’t like them either. And for fifteen years he made it a point to have as little interaction with them as possible.

    It comes as a shock then, when Derek Hale turns up at his door one night, screaming baby in his arms, asking for help.

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    07 Nov 2023

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    The door to Eskel’s room is ajar, with Lil’ Bleater sitting in the crack, standing guard.

    This in and of itself is not unusual. What is unusual is that Eskel’s goat reeks of chamomile—the very same oil that Jaskier had used on his… Geralt blinks at the animal, and the animal blinks back, its soft, downy fur combed and plaited into a beautiful network of braids. It’s… weird.

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    That fic where Jaskier braids every other Witchers' (and one goat's) hair in Kaer Morhen EXCEPT for Geralt, and Geralt wants to know why.

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    08 May 2023

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    In which Tony Stark really is as evil as everyone says he is, the Winter Soldier is a millennial who listens to the Arctic Monkeys, and why anyone decided to put the guy with 70 years worth of assassinations listed on his resume on non-lethal missions is beyond either of them.

    Either way though, Winter’s getting a promotion.

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    23 Mar 2023

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    Jaskier finds himself in the halls of Kaer Morhen, home to the Warlord of the North. He didn’t expect to find the Warlord so attractive though.

    Jaskier figures his normal gambit of flowers and poetry won’t go down well with a witcher, which leads to the immortal question of how to court one. Geralt figures if he wants to catch Jaskier’s eye he needs to compete with the techniques of the fancy courts Jaskier is used to. Both end in much confusion and little success.

    Eskel, Lambert, Yennefer, and Ciri have a betting pool, and watch on in amusement.

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    22 Feb 2023

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    “It’s what you haven’t done, son,” Alfred’s voice was brusque and short, but not unkind. Jaskier braced himself. “It’s time you settled down and found a wife.”

    The room went silent. Every eye in the room bounced between the two men, no one daring to speak. Every eye except one- Geralt, who sedately finished chewing his breakfast, seeming to completely ignore the pleading glances Jaskier was shooting him. After a long pause, the witcher looked up and glanced around the table, meeting Jaskier’s eye briefly, before stating, calmly, “Can’t. He’s already married.”

    “Right, yes, of course,” Jaskier nodded his agreement before actually hearing Geralt’s words. “I’m- wait, uh-"

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    22 Feb 2023