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AU where five time World Champion Viktor Nikiforov pretends to not know how to skate just so he can get lessons from the cute, oblivious skating teacher at the rink, Katsuki Yuuri.
(Oh, and he coaches.)
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Au where Otabek and Yuri have to collaborate and they compose Agape together.
The unholy music/college AU you didn't ask for but got anyway
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- Part 2 of On Love: Song
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Au where Viktor and Yuuri have to collaborate and they compose Eros together.
The unholy music/college AU you didn't ask for but got anyway
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- Part 1 of On Love: Song
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we can make it to tomorrow or just end it all right here by Pigfarts23
Fandoms: Yuri!!! on Ice (Anime)
29 Dec 2016
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Yuuri, against his better judgement, goes on a blind date.
In the resulting chaos, Viktor won’t stop giving Yuuri anxiety, the waiter has bad timing and Phichit is so, so, so clingy.
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Act Three by My Crazy Crazy Madman (Pigfarts23) for Flawedamythyst
Fandoms: Sherlock (TV)
13 Nov 2014
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There exists a world where people break into song and choreography with no shame.
Too bad John doesn't join in anymore..Series
- Part 3 of A Very Sherlock Musical -the Musical
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The unholy music/college AU you didn't ask for but got anyway.
Featuring Viktor and Yuuri on Eros and Otabek and Yuri on Agape
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A Very Sherlock Musical -the Musical by My Crazy Crazy Madman (Pigfarts23)
Fandom: Sherlock (TV)
13 Nov 2014
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And Astarion dreams, as he lets wandering hands curl into his shirtlaces and palm fragile hips, of a world in which he can kiss this man just right, so that the stake through his heart kills them both.
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16 Dec 2025
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Three commands has Astarion broken, and now the fourth with a rapier through his gut and crossbow to his skull. Centuries he's wanted to be free—well, here it is. Dirt under his nails and blood behind his fangs. He's free. Isn't he fucking satisfied?
Astarion has not been a person in two hundred years. His journey to become one does not start off well.
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Bookmarked by Pigfarts23
16 Dec 2025
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Astarion had begged him to just swallow his pride and start using a hearing trumpet. They were both well into their thousandth year. There was no shame in it. Hells, even Astarion had begrudgingly accepted his need to wear spectacles.
Spectacles which, today, he could not find for the life of him.
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Even after a thousand years together, Astarion still loves Gale as deeply as when they first met. But thousand year old bodies aren’t exactly built for rampant sex. Good thing Gale loves a puzzle.
Written for the BWBR Low Nut November event.
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Bookmarked by Pigfarts23
30 Nov 2025
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“What's he like?” she asks. “Your wizard?”
He seems to think about it for a moment.
“Arrogant,” he finally says. “Insufferably clever. He claimed he could have been Mystra's Chosen, but he turned her down.”
The group (sans Tav) meet Astarion by the beach. They don't meet Gale. If you ask Astarion, that just means they have to look harder.
Bookmarked by Pigfarts23
26 Nov 2025
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Could Never Tell You What Happened the Day I Turned Seventeen by NoOneKnowsIWriteThis
Fandoms: Baldur's Gate (Video Games)
25 Nov 2025
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It was Wyll who asked the question that had been hanging over the entire party.
“How old are you, Gale?”
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The orb not only drained Gale's magic, but also his life, making him look far older than his 23 years. With the orb removed and his youth restored, Gale tries to rediscover himself, and also cope with his crush on his vampiric former travelling companion.Bookmarked by Pigfarts23
26 Nov 2025