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    The unholy music/college AU you didn't ask for but got anyway.

    Featuring Viktor and Yuuri on Eros and Otabek and Yuri on Agape

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  1. Public Bookmark 72

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    Kara Nilur, a struggling musician from Baldur’s Gate, has lived in Waterdeep for four months with little to show for it. But when she takes a job in a bookshop, just to tide herself over, a chance encounter with a flustered university professor changes the course of her path.

    An AU where the events of Baldur’s Gate 3 never happened, Mystra is Gale’s human ex-wife, and Gale is really, really into romance novels.

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    31 Oct 2025

  2. Public Bookmark 62

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    After finally gaining his freedom, Astarion took Gale to visit his grave. Unfortunately, upon discovering that he did in fact have a surname, Gale decided that the occasion would be the perfect opportunity to hyperfixate over an accent mark.

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    29 Oct 2025

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    Astarion found himself watching Gale more than he was watching Dirty Dancing. He looked quite young to be getting divorced, he thought to himself. The gossip in him was dying to know the full story, but he knew full well that it would be really stupid to start prying into a practical stranger’s personal life.

    As he was about to ask, because fuck it, he was probably never seeing this man again, Gale reached below his seat and grabbed a notebook and pen from a satchel. A satchel. The man was going on what amounted to a mid life crisis of a holiday (or, to be fairer to him, a third of a life crisis, because he looked to be about Astarion’s age), and he’d brought a satchel?!

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    Lawyer Astarion Ancunín had a chance encounter with film professor Gale Dekarios on a flight to New York. And then another chance encounter at a bar. And when he found out he’s in the middle of a messy divorce, well, what was Astarion to do? Aside from sleep with him, which was obviously a given.

    Astarion didn’t believe in love stories. But life had accidentally thrown him into one of his own.

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    29 Oct 2025

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    People don't want to be broken into pieces for Gale, and so he pretends that he doesn't hunger for it.
    For knowledge.
    For the power that comes with true understanding.
    For the intimacy of it.
    He tries not to force his companions open like a book and devour them page by page; it would break their spine in the process.

     

    Astarion needs blood and protection.
    Gale just ... needs.
    They're both full of cracks.

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    09 Oct 2025

  5. Public Bookmark 22

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    In a Faerûn of the distant future, Gale is drawn to all things mystical and magical. Ancient stories. Ancient gods. Races that once were, and magic he still believes in.

    In a Faerûn of the distant future, Asarion remembers two centuries of torment that never happened to him.

    A story told in 31 vignettes, inspired by the 31 Gays of Summer prompts on the Bloodweave Brainrot Discord server.

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    07 Oct 2025