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Bloodline of Bad Decisions by PrettyPinkPanicAttack
Fandoms: Naruto (Anime & Manga), Naruto
03 Oct 2025
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**CrackFic AU**
Welcome to the disturbing and confusing lives of the men of the Uchiha clan.
Driven absolutely insane by our OC, Kiko, our favorite members either fall victims of the gossip mill, or are completely enraptured by the girl who has zero filter, no fear, and way too much love to go around.
Poorly disguised [I mean honestly, it's not even trying to hide it] porn with plot. It's literally Kiko talking to every potential target about writing steamy fanfics about them. Yes, it's my excuse/permission to write what I want later.
DO NOT read if you do not like explicit content. It's not the craziest I've written, but it's not suggested for under 16s, and I'm begging you to not interact if you're under 13 and value your innocence. Read at risk.(No, it does not make sense, yes it's self indulgent, yes there's plot issues and layout issues. Purely base entertainment and I hope you laugh). Comments welcome if you'd like but feel free to silently read and just hang with me! Chapter count: ??
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The Shinigami Side Effect: Konoha's Second Chance by Feather85
Fandoms: Naruto (Anime & Manga)
08 Aug 2024
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/Another take on The Shinigami Side Effect/
She used the Death Reaper Seal and died. Unbeknownst to her, Uchiha Itachi puts an end to his rest in the Pure Land and catches the Shinigami's eye and hijacked a ride straight to his five-year-old body, remembering breaking the Edo Tensei. Now they are both in Konoha before the Kyuubi attack without a clue on how they got here. The only thing they can do now, is keep on living in this new Konoha, and maybe, maybe...figure their past relationship and mistakes out.
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03 Oct 2025
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The Shinigami Side Effect: avoiding a massacre and its consequences by Feather85
Fandoms: Naruto
26 Nov 2023
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I used the Shiki Fuujin at age thirty-eight. I lived nor a good or long life. I lived my life where stability was absent most of the time. When I got it, I used a forbidden jutsu.
I didn't die.
I found myself in front of Shisui, freshly out of the Bloody Mist.
As if seeing people I lost long ago, including my dead lover and children's father, was not traumatizing enough, now it seemed like I could no longer avoid the kunoichi life. Of course, I'd do my best to kill Itachi's martyrdom before it became unbearable. He deserved a long, happy life, even if this time, it wasn't with me.
Shisui deserved a life too.
Sasuke and Naruto deserved to grow up with their families.
This is a mess. Why did the Uzumaki clan have to be so...dark and mysterious?Series
- Part 1 of The Shinigami Side Effect
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03 Oct 2025
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Once, Miyu thought shogi was the only thing she needed to master.
And then she meets Uchiha Itachi, and she's thrown head-first into an entirely different game.
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03 Oct 2025
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After a cruel prank goes too far, 16 year old Sakura Haruno finds comfort not in the arms of her crush, but those of his cool and accomplished older brother, Itachi Uchiha. But there's more to Itachi beneath his serene veneer, and Sakura quickly finds herself overwhelmed and outmatched at every turn.
Yet upon discovering that they're more compatible than either would have dreamed, they soon find themselves consumed by obsession, lust, and darker appetites than either would have bargained for.
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02 Oct 2025
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Sakura's orders: Seduce Uchiha Itachi, and get him to spill intelligence about Akatsuki's plans.
Itachi's orders: Sleep with Sakura, and leak intelligence on Akatsuki to her. In the process, help her develop her abilities at seduction missions, and gain info on how Sasuke's doing.
Too bad pheromones make everything so much more complicated than it has to be.
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02 Oct 2025