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La Dérive — n. The drift.
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As the grandson of the legendary Abraxas Malfoy, Draco was destined for the cockpit of an F1 car.
At seventeen, Harry Potter nearly pulled him off course.
At twenty-four, when everything Draco’s built is under threat, Harry crashes back into his orbit.
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angel, she calls me by PrincipalityofOldHags
Fandoms: The Locked Tomb Series | Gideon the Ninth Series - Tamsyn Muir
16 Jan 2023
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Gideon doesn't have a lot of rules. Don't blow smoke in her face, don't pick up girls too drunk for anything to count as consent, and don't break into her apartment when she had specifically asked you not to.
Harrow doesn't like that last one.
They shower together over it because healthy communication is for people with good childhoods.
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A Very Loud Tent at Woodstock by PrincipalityofOldHags
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
17 Jul 2019
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Aziraphale and Crowley are on something of a vacation and have found themselves rocking up at Woodstock, 1969. But it seems like they may never leave their tent.
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Prompt: Harry/Draco - Post-Hogwarts - On the balcony at a Ministry party. Whether or not they're caught is up to you.
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03 Apr 2025
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Centuries ago, marriage contracts were the norm — ready-made alliances between families, expected and complied with, without complaint. But norms have a way of changing, and when a long-dormant contract flares to life, Harry has to navigate an unexpected splintering of the path he'd thought would be easy after the war... with Draco Malfoy.
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bodies by forjodssake for darlingargents
Fandoms: The Locked Tomb Series | Gideon the Ninth Series - Tamsyn Muir
09 Jan 2023
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Pyrrha folds her arms. “You don’t like it,” she says. “People thinking you’re a working girl.”
“Never said that,” Camilla says.
“It’s just a job, you know,” Pyrrha says. “Lots of bad jobs out there. Lots of good ones, too.” She laughs, a dark sound. “It’s not that different from being a cav, at the end of the day.”
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17 Sep 2024
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incompatible by ThunderAndYearning
Fandoms: The Locked Tomb Series | Gideon the Ninth Series - Tamsyn Muir
30 Jul 2023
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Gideon is Harrow’s first everything: first rival, first friend, first fight, and first time. None of their friends are aware of their past, though, as their first time together is an awkward, embarrassing, and, quite honestly, painful memory, if Gideon had to be honest.
But during a Saturday night, with the gang hanging out together and everyone a bit drunk on beer and wine, Gideon ends up talking about that one night as 'her-worst-lay-ever.'
It’s pretty surprising when Harrow has a completely different way of looking at it.
Or, the Bad Lay AU
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the bet by Anonymous
Fandoms: The Locked Tomb Series | Gideon the Ninth Series - Tamsyn Muir
17 Mar 2024
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“You should make it more interesting,” Coronabeth laughs, with a beer bottle in her hand and a scheming smile on her full red lips.
“How?” Gideon asks, her body bent over the pool table, aiming for a risky shot.
“Make a bet or something. Something dare-y. Something that would really make you work hard to win, you know?” She taps a long index on her chin while biting her lips, pensive.
“Like, what?” Gideon prods, taking a sip of her beer.
“Like, if Harrow wins, you have to give her head for a month.”
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Harrow and Gideon really enjoy bickering with each other, which is something that every one of their friends has noticed by now. When Coronabeth proposes an indecent bet to push them together (while a bit tipsy, to be fair), no one really pays much mind to what happens after. The problem is, God forbid one of them steps away from the challenge.
Or, ‘Honestly, we all headcanon Gideon as a pussy-eating champion. Now she has to give head for 30 days AU’
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04 Jul 2023