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Rio didn’t mean to spill her latte on Professor Harkness. She definitely didn’t mean to end up shirtless in a bathroom stall with her. But, here she is. What will happen next?
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19 Jun 2025
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"She’s not my type," Agatha said firmly, crossing her arms.
Lilia raised an eyebrow, swirling her wine like a soap opera villain. "So you have a type? Do enlighten us."
Agatha groaned. "Fine. If you must know, I’m straight. And even if I wasn’t, Rio is at least ten years younger than me. I would never go there."
Cue Rio Vidal—Agatha’s insufferably smug, boundaryless neighbour—who has zero respect for personal space, steals her ice cream, wears her clothes, and now, apparently, needs a fake girlfriend for a work event.
Agatha should say no. She wants to say no. But somehow, she doesn’t.
Now she’s fake dating the most irritating woman alive, their friends are watching like it’s a spectator sport, and the walls between their apartments are very thin.
It’s fine. It’s fake. It’s strictly platonic.
…So why is Agatha’s stomach flipping every time Rio looks at her like that?
Or: Agatha insists she's straight, Rio insists on being a menace, and everyone else insists that there's a "vibe".
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26 May 2025
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I Tore You Apart In My Head by Anonymous for legendsofstation19
Fandoms: Agatha All Along (TV)
02 Jul 2025
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Rules have never been a difficult concept for Rio Vidal. Following them hasn't either, although she has never been beyond the human experience of making mistakes.
After years kept within the steel walls of the Cook County Coroner's Office, very little has come to challenge her anymore. That is, until a series of deceased men come across her table, all seemingly fine and yet, all in possession of a severed spinal cord.
By the fifth body, Rio is beginning to saw her nose off to spite her face; not knowing how such a thing keeps happening, even if it is at the hands of another human being, starts to tilt her focus and skew her moral compass.
How far will she go to get answers?
Rio isn't even sure she knows.
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18 May 2025
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Agatha has come to terms with the fact that she will probably never meet her match: someone who checks all the boxes on her list of requirements for all aspects of a fulfilling relationship.
That is until she meets Rio, who seems to be everything she wants and more.
But when she takes her home, it turns out how much of her infatuation has been based on false assumptions, significantly decreasing their compatibility.
Oh well, she can let her go. Right?
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12 May 2025
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Rio Vidal is the new handywoman in Westview who finds herself crossing paths with Agatha Harkness, a reclusive, mean woman with a secret. As their lives intersect, Rio and Agatha find themselves in a struggle of willpower, desire, and angst. Rio can't resist for long, and neither can Agatha.
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smalltown AU, Rio is a handywoman and Agatha is an established bitch in westview. rio fixes things in agatha's house, and tension builds and they have to confront it eventually---in more ways than one.- Language:
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11 May 2025