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All my troubles on a Burning Pile by Spoiler__Alert
Fandoms: Vampires SMP, Minecraft (Video Game)
29 Sep 2025
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Owen was not the kind of person who showed his weaknesses. Well, technically, Owen was not a person at all - not anymore, at least - but that was rather beside the point.
His pulse was pounding inside his skull, just like it was the day he woke up, a creature of the night. There had been smoke in the air even before he had crawled his way out of that tomb.
He had been too late.
That awful word seemed to ring throughout the whole town, again and again and again.
Pyre.
OR: Scott makes a comment about how Avid would be of better use to the town on a pyre than accusing citizens of murder, and all the walls Owen had built crumpled down in front of him.
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Don't be a Stranger, Dear. by Spoiler__Alert
Fandoms: The Mechanisms (Band), The Magnus Archives (Podcast)
20 Aug 2025
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Jonathan Sims was tied to a chair in a wax museum. Great.
Nikolai Orsinov was not always Nikolai Orsinov. Nikolai was a Role, a mask It had been wearing for a long, long time...but who was It before?
And why did It want to protect the Archivist so badly?
OR: Nikolai Orsinov was meant to "take care" of the Archivist. Instead, The Toy Soldier took care of Its son.
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- Part 4 of How to Raise an Archivist
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What shall we do with a sleepy space pirate? by Spoiler__Alert
Fandoms: The Magnus Archives (Podcast), The Mechanisms (Band)
19 Aug 2025
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It's movie night on The Aurora, and admits the chaos and bickering, a four year old Jonathan Sims falls asleep on a certain First Mate.
"What shall we do with the sleepy space pirate, distant stars a-waiting!"
OR: Jon gets a lullaby, and Jonny D'Ville gets a reminder that, just maybe, he isn't as heartless as he pretend to be.
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- Part 3 of How to Raise an Archivist
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Homesick Pangs by Spoiler__Alert
Fandoms: The Mechanisms (Band), The Magnus Archives (Podcast)
17 Aug 2025
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There, lying on his desk, seal still unbroken, was a half-haphazardly folded, somewhat bloodstained scrap of paper.
“And what is that supposed to mean?” Tim asked.
Jon swallowed. “It means that my parents are coming to visit.”
The Mechanisms take a break from their usual menu of fun, violence, adventure, violence, and...more violence, to visit their son (whom they did a fantastic job raising, thank you very much.)
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- Part 2 of How to Raise an Archivist
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The Outlaws & The In-laws by Spoiler__Alert
Fandoms: DCU, DCU (Comics), Young Justice (Cartoon), Young Justice - All Media Types, Justice League - All Media Types, Justice League (2017), Red Hood and the Outlaws (Comics), Batman - All Media Types, Batman (Comics)
16 Aug 2025
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Bruce knocked his fist against the wooden door, his cowl casting a dramatic shadow across the front step. Behind him, all in various stages of injury, stood the entire Justice League, watching the small cabin with curious glances. An awkward silence surrounded them, until Hal finally spoke up, his voice more than slightly nervous. “Are you sure about this, Batman?” To his everlasting credit, Bruce only hesitated for a second before grunting back a “Yes. These are allies.” The door swung open, revealing an older-looking teen with guns strapped to his thighs. The league froze. This, whatever this was, was not what they had expected when Batman himself led them to a safe-house in the middle of nowhere. The teen sighed, glaring at them.
“What the hell, Dad?”
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How to Raise an Archivist by Spoiler__Alert
Fandom: The Magnus Archives (Podcast), The Mechanisms (Band)
20 Aug 2025
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The Mechanisms were a crew of immortal space pirates, sailing across the stars, having fun, violence, adventure, violence, and...more violence. And now, apparently, parenting, too.
OR: The Mechs accidentally kidnap/adopt a child - who they name Jonathan. Jonathan Sims.
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Too close to the sun by Spoiler__Alert
Fandom: Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Related Fandoms - All Media Types, Percy Jackson and the Olympians (TV 2023), Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rick Riordan, The Heroes of Olympus - Rick Riordan
07 Jul 2025
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