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Jake Lockley stares at Harrow shaking in the backseat of his cab with the neutral expression of a killer. He aims his handgun at the space between Harrow’s eyes and he does not wonder if those are the eyes of a man who could be redeemed.
He throws a body in the Thames. He does not mourn.Or
After Egypt, Jake only wants to protect Marc and Steven. He won't ask for anything more then their safety. Doesn't want for anything but their happiness. He swears.
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Absence by TheHermits
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe
28 Dec 2022
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What is it like to grieve someone with no name? To lose everything and not know what you've lost?
MJ is spending her senior year working a shitty job at a coffee shop, dreaming of MIT, and trying to escape the inexplicable feeling that something is missing.
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“Right,” Jamie says, nodding and shaking out his hands again, “okay, so it’s like- I’m straight, but I’m also not, and I’d love to be gay like Colin because it would piss off me dad so much, and if I came out in public that prick might actually have a heart attack, which would serve him dead right, you get me?”
“I- sure,” Trent says, when it becomes clear that Jamie’s waiting for an answer. “Yes, I can- see how that might be a beneficial outcome.”
Despite everything, he finds that he is weirdly pleased that Jamie is coming to him with this. He isn’t usually someone people ask for advice. Especially footballers. Especially footballers he's written articles about. Usually, they prefer to yell profanities at him and threaten him with bodily harm. Jamie, though - Jamie just seems to want some advice on how to suck Roy Kent's dick.
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03 Aug 2025
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Hospital Ball (Jamie Tartt's Adventures in Matchmaking) by dannyPURO
Fandoms: Ted Lasso (TV)
08 Jun 2023
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Jamie's the best matchmaker ever--Roy and Keeley are gonna be back together before they even realize what's hit them. He's also, maybe, possibly fucking Roy on the side, but that's just until Roy gets back with Keeley and everything goes back to normal. Yente shit, like. (Note: This is not what anybody else thinks is going on, like, at all.)
In which Roy tries to be a good boyfriend to someone who doesn't know he has a boyfriend, Keeley and Jamie can't figure out who's stealing Roy from whom, and Jamie ponders the ethics of plagiarizing a blowjob for the greater good and learns to cook in the meantime. A comedy of errors.
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30 Jul 2025
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Pockets of belonging by Bergen
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies)
28 Jul 2025
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Peter never made any plans to run away, until the day he leaves. It isn’t an idea that slowly creeps up on him. He just stands over the sink one day in early spring, watching his father’s bright red ashtray bob up through the soap bubbles, and feels an overwhelming urge to get the hell out of this place.
Two years later. Tony Stark has been keeping his identity as Iron Man a secret, successfully hiding behind his spoiled, rich asshole persona. It’s isolating, but he doesn’t even like people anyway, so it’s fine, he’s fine, he’s great. And then he gets saddled with a new intern, who isn’t just hiding secrets—he’s barely holding it together.- Language:
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29 Jul 2025
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holding up horizons with her hands by theviolonist
Fandoms: Disney Princesses, Aladdin (1992), Tangled (2010)
11 Jul 2013
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Her man loved her, you're made to understand—a selfish love, a thief's love, and he stole her away from her kingdom when he got bored of palaces and made her a bandit.
What if it was her? you do not ask. What if she was the one who got bored and left?
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15 Jul 2025
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"So you're a dyke now," Pansy said after they'd settled at a table far from the pounding noise, sipping on a mai tai.
Hermione winced. "Don't use that word."
"It seems you're never quite done policing what I can and can't say," Pansy said.
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14 Jul 2025