TheKingOfClubs (TheSilvertonguedSlacker)
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Hundred Line: Friends with Benefits Route by TheKingOfClubs (TheSilvertonguedSlacker), TheSilvertonguedSlacker
Fandoms: The Hundred Line -Last Defense Academy- (Video Game)
27 Jun 2025
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SPOILERS FOR LAST DEFENCE ACADEMY FIRST SCENARIO.
A new route emerges...
It seems that hemoanima can have another side effect if things get a little hot and heavy, and after falling from a roof, Takumi wasn't the only one having strange symptoms after being unconscious for a week.
Everyone is a little antsy, and not in the 'we're fighting a war for humanity' way, and more of a 'spring break' way. Sirei also suspiciously ran away to 'check on how the paint is drying in the defence room'. Left to their own devices, how will the warriors at Last Defence Academy cure their heated blood...? And if you've read my previous Master Detective Archive's work, you know what you're getting into.
A story where YOU can help shape the choices Takumi makes, and in time, be able to pick them yourself, but for now, help shape them.
Can you lead us to the fabled Sandwich route?
I ran out of tags, but I promise you, there's like an 80% chance you'll find what you're looking for in here, somewhere, if you make the right choices...and, y'know, I've got that far.
Also, for the sake of this story, all characters are 18 or older.
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A Test of Endurance by TheKingOfClubs (TheSilvertonguedSlacker)
Fandoms: The Hundred Line -Last Defense Academy- (Video Game)
21 May 2025
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SPOILERS FOR MULTIPLE EITOS ROUTE.
Takumi has a better idea to get Eito to give up.
Takumi's gonna jerk himself into post-Eito clarity.
But how many times can he finish without losing his mind?
(This is very silly, but I love comedic smut, and when I got this scenario, I was inspired. This one's for you, Eito/Takumi shippers. And Lia, if you're reading this, your brainrot infected me, and you're partly to blame for this existing.)
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Master Detective Archives: The Naked Truth by TheKingOfClubs (TheSilvertonguedSlacker), TheSilvertonguedSlacker
Fandoms: 超探偵事件簿 レインコード | Master Detective Archives: RAIN CODE (Video Game)
07 May 2025
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FINALLY COMPLETE! This was never meant to be this long, but here you have it: A full on novel of smutty comedy with the characters and game mechanics you love.
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Yuma and the other master detectives sent to Kanai Ward all wake up in the mystery labyrinth, but this time it isn't just the others who can't remember why they're there. The various states of undress, the strange atmosphere in the air, it's the ultimate 'figure out what happened last night' mystery! Luckily for them, they're in the perfect (if you can ignore the sheer embarrassment) place to do it!
But what truths will they uncover, and what exactly's going to happen when this mystery is solved...?
A story that's equal parts comedy and porn*
*actually make that's more like 65/35...
currently doing a hundred line spiritual successor to this story HERE: https://archiveofourown.to/works/65356507
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Fo' Jizzle. by TheKingOfClubs (TheSilvertonguedSlacker)
Fandoms: Snoop Dogg (Musician), Homestuck, Real Person Fiction, Rapper RPF
23 Jul 2013
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Why are you sucking off Snoop Dogg? Who knows, or more importantly, who cares?