5 Works by TheSoundEngineer
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“No,” he said flatly.
“Yes.”
“No.”
“Oh yes, Spicy Torch,” Wade grinned, sitting up like a mad preacher at the altar of filth. “Looks like to escape this we have to ‘summon the beast with two backs and a three-drink minimum’. Dock the starship in the forbidden harbor. You following me so far? The ceremonial pickle polishing. Engage in some high-level naked jenga, which is basically like regular jenga except the stakes are way higher and so is everyone’s blood pressure.” He crossed his arms over his chest. “Really, it’s a dealer’s choice, Hot Stuff.”
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or the one where Johnny and Wade get stuck in a magical sex box.Series
- Part 2 of The Bridges AU
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All the Funny Edges by TheSoundEngineer
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types
12 Jul 2025
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Peter’s having one of those days. The kind only Peter Parker could have—where everything that can go wrong, does. But sometimes, the universe throws him a bone. This time, that bone happens to be 6'5", mouthy, wrapped head-to-toe in red leather and kevlar with a Spider-Man obsession.
Lucky Peter. Maybe.
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Birthday Surprise by TheSoundEngineer for LightboardOperator
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Fantastic Four (Comicverse)
13 May 2025
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Peter blinked, squinting into the afternoon sun. A crowd had formed near the curb, students clustering in clusters of whispers and phones held at conspicuously sneaky angles. In the center of the chaos, like some kind of fire-powered Greek god, stood Johnny Storm, leaning casually against the hood of his cherry-red convertible that absolutely screamed please look at me.
Oh. Oh no. Oh hell no.
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Or the one where it's Peter’s birthday and he’s fresh from midterms. Johnny shows up to celebrate, flashily in public. Peter is not impressed, which morphs into terrified because Johnny has absolutely no chill.
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burn that bridge (when we fuck on it) by TheSoundEngineer
Fandoms: Deadpool - All Media Types, Spider-Man - All Media Types, Fantastic Four
28 Apr 2025
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“Ooooh, shiny,” Wade said, eyes widening with glee. He lunged forward, katanas at the ready. “Let’s see if it bleeds!”
“Deadpool, wait—” Spider-Man and Johnny shouted in unison, but it was too late. Deadpool’s blades sliced through the plant, and for a moment, everything was still. Then, with a deafening pop, the plant exploded, showering the trio in a cascade of sticky, pink goo.
“Oh, fantastic,” Johnny muttered, wiping the goo from his face.
Wade sucked in a breathed. “Smells like...cherry cola. And burning. And—” His eyes widened, a slow, mischievous grin spreading across his face. “Uh-oh.”
“Uh-oh?” Peter echoed, his spider-sense still buzzing. “‘Pool, what do you mean ‘uh-oh’?”
Before Deadpool could respond, Johnny groaned, pressing a hand to his forehead. “I feel... weird. I’m covered in goo and now I feel weird.”
“Oh no. Oh no, no, no.” Peter’s breath hitched as a strange warmth spread through his own body. “This is bad. This is very bad.”
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or the one where Deadpool, Spider-Man and The Human Torch get covered in an alien goo. Goo that turns out to be sex goo.
Chaos abounds.
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- Part 1 of The Bridges AU
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Break the Tension by TheSoundEngineer
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types
02 Apr 2025
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There was something weird about the way Spidey was looking at him tonight. And not weird in the usual trying-to-figure-out-if-you’re-gonna-blow-something-up-or-just-annoy-me-to-death way. The way his hands never stopped moving, always fidgeting, always restless. Like if he stopped for too long, he might just disappear.
No, this was different. Which was a smidge terrifying.
Spidey’s gaze lingered on his face just a little too long, and Wade caught him looking. “What?” Wade asked, raising an eyebrow. “You trying to figure out if I’m going to turn into a zombie or something? Because, spoiler alert, it’s always a possibility.”
“No, I just,” Spidey shook his head, smiling faintly. “I don’t know. You’re different tonight.”
Wade’s grin faltered for a moment, his expression unreadable. Then he shrugged, leaning back against the couch cushions. “Different how? Less murderous? More charming? Or is it the pepperoni breath, because I can fix that.”
“No, I—” Spidey hesitated, setting down his own slice of pizza. “I think... I think we should fuck.”