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How to kiss the love of your (immortal) life by TheeePunkin
Fandoms: Moana (Disney Animated Movies)
07 Jan 2025
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Here’s the thing.
Maui had never been in love.
Well, before now, obviously.In the last fic he got the girl (read: immortal badass century old not-a-princess that was actually a demigoddess).
But here comes the problem; Maui has no idea how kissing works.
come & join him in figuring it out
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- Part 2 of Maui's Hero
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There is a tale, an old tale, almost lost to time, old enough to be a legend, old enough to be forgotten by most..
It’s the tale of Maui’s greatest victory and also his darkest day, and the tale of two best friends and their catastrophic outfall- and the tale behind one question:
Can a demigod beat a decapod?
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- Part 3 of Maui's Hero
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“I love you”, he said then, the words coming to him as natural as breathing and-
And Moana grinned and it was like the sun had started shining and Maui's heart forgot how to work properly.
“I think you’re officially the last to figure that out.”
..Following the events of the movies, this is how Maui and Moana spend their first century together, as friends, as family and as everything the other had ever needed.
(again: EXTREMELY AGED UP MOANA!!)
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- Part 1 of Maui's Hero
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Emergency Leave by TheeePunkin
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
03 Jun 2024
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“You.. Came.. “
Aziraphale closed his eyes and concentrated on sending as much holy energy into Crowley's body as he could without hurting the demon further.
“You called.”, he mumbled after a few moments of silence, but Crowley was already gone when he let his eyes roam back down to the other. “Of course I did.”
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Crowley gets stabbed with a holy blade while Aziraphale is sorting business out in Heaven and when he realizes he probably won’t make it, he prays to see his angel at least once more before he dies.
Aziraphale, upon finding Crowley in a puddle of his own blood, decided to show Heaven the metaphorical middle finger and take all of his vacation days at once to nurse the demon back to health and maybe figure out what he really wants on the way. -
Love me like you do- cause no one can do it like you by TheeePunkin
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
15 Mar 2024
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“So?”, Crowley questioned, as if Aziraphale wasn’t making any sense at all. “You know it never takes long to seduce one of them. We could’ve gone to lunch after!”
The angel took a deep breath, reminded himself that it was okay, Crowley didn’t know any better, and let it out again.
He forcefully pushed the thought back that suggested that hey, he could just tell him and then the demon would know why he was so aggravated by him kissing random humans....
What if Crowley & Aziraphale figured themselves out sooner than they did? And what if Aziraphale was just a little bit more of a bastard, and Crowley was a little bit more of a good person?(There is nsfw in this, please don't read if it makes you uncomfortable!!)
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How to say I love you by TheeePunkin
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
03 Oct 2023
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Crowley decided to call bullshit on every movie he’d ever seen where one of the main characters proclaimed their undying love for someone. Just, you know, like that.
Meanwhile he was here, barely managing to set one foot in front of the other, pale as fucking chalk or something.
Utter. Bullshit.
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or; Crowley goes through the five stages of grief trying to tell Aziraphale that he loves him -
Every day- for the rest of their life by TheeePunkin
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
28 Jul 2023
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“No more sides, Aziraphale.”, Crowley said then, and his voice was wobbly, and his arms tightened around the angel, just for a second, “No more heaven, no more hell. I can’t.. I can’t lose you.. not again.”
“You’ll have to stay close to me then.”, he suggested, a teary smile on his face. “I have a habit of getting into trouble, you see.”
And when he heard Crowley snort, when eventually the giggles came and turned into full on laughter, Aziraphale knew everything would turn out alright.
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Sometimes that was all it took, a head crocked to the side, forever curious eyes widening for a second, before they zeroed in on the bright yellow thing that hung a few feet in front of it.
A hand reached out, pulled the branch to the side, and something that felt like electricity, like a zap, like a reminder to be good, shot through its body. But it paid the feeling no mind, its eyes glued to the sign on the tree, studying the faded color, the chipped paint.
A thought- the coast doesn’t look like that anymore- rushed through its head, and it shook it to get rid of it.
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The island is perfect.. but that wasn't the whole truth now, was it?(or: how about a slightly gore_y character-study-ish one shot about our favorite federation member?)
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Just a nightmare by TheeePunkin
Fandoms: QSMP | Quackity SMP, Minecraft (Video Game), Real Person Fiction
17 May 2023
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Dapper had died earlier that day, had lost his first life, had been murdered- of course the boy would wake up screaming!
One last scan of the room proved to Bad what he had already expected.
There was no intruder or anything like that, just a nightmare and a.. really, really bad day.
..right?
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All I wanted was a friend by TheeePunkin
Fandoms: Minecraft (Video Game), QSMP | Quackity SMP, Real Person Fiction
28 Apr 2023
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"There was a wizard, and the wizard had all he could ever want. But he was lonely.. So lonely that he build himself a friend.."
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Streamer shenanigans by TheeePunkin
Fandoms: Minecraft (Video Game), Real Person Fiction
11 Apr 2023
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“You want me to come over so I can help you buy a suit?!”
Okay. So if he said it like that, it sounded weird. Well, not weird weird. But weird enough.
He buried his face in his scarf, hid his blush behind his hair, even though the other couldn’t see him and the streets were empty. “Yeah.”
or: In which Bad is invited to the Streamer Awards & really does not want to go alone. Thankfully there's this certain someone who would do anything to make Bad happy
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The Stars in his eyes by TheeePunkin
Fandoms: Real Person Fiction, Minecraft (Video Game)
10 Apr 2023
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So. Here is the thing.
Bad liked his personal space.
Skeppy, apparently, also liked Bad's personal space.
And- and this was the best part- Bad liked that Skeppy liked his personal space.
Crazy, right?
A Skephalo meetup fic that I wrote before they met up that is surprisingly canon compliant? Life compliant? something like that.
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Valentines day surprise by TheeePunkin
Fandoms: Minecraft (Video Game), Real Person Fiction
16 Feb 2023
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Skeppy was dying and it was all Bad's fault.
Because damn, how could a grown ass man with the fashion style of a three times divorced dad be this adorable cuddling a damn dog almost half his size?!
That was just not fair- in his humble opinion.
Not that anyone was listening to his opinion, obviously.
Otherwise Bad would stop gushing over how cute Rocco was (and start gushing over how cute he was instead).
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I'm a wreck without you by TheeePunkin
Fandoms: Real Person Fiction, Minecraft (Video Game)
12 Feb 2023
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He had been okay when he hugged Skeppy one last time.
He had been okay when he got into his car.
He had been okay when the only answer to the question if they were good to go was Rat's barking instead of enthusiastic nodding and rambling.
He was less okay when he entered the highway. And even less when the silence stretched on for nearly two hours.
It was the first gas station that he stopped at to take Rat for a short walk, that he crumbled.
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Stolen diamond by TheeePunkin
Fandoms: Minecraft (Video Game), Dream SMP, Real Person Fiction
19 Jan 2023
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So.
Skeppy may have a little- tiny, teeny tiny, really- problem at the moment. Well okay, technically it was a little bit more than just teeny tiny, but hey, Skeppy was an expert at being in denial and lying to himself.
Yeah, it may have been a few days since he slept next to Bad, cuddled against the demons chest- so what? And it also may have been a few days since he was able to stretch his legs or really, do anything other than sit in this stupid fucking Vault in this stupid fucking ca-
He was chilling.
More or less.
More literally, considering how fucking cold it was in this shithole. But who cared about things like that, right?
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But that had only been the start of a life and a story that neither of them was fully prepared for..
The moment arms clad in a yellow hoodie wrapped around the one in the blue T-Shirt, the very second they collided into each other and finally, finally reunited after being away from each other for the first time since gaining conscience, that is where our story starts.
And my, what a story it is..
(part of a series)
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If you're mine.. then I'm yours by TheeePunkin
Fandoms: Minecraft (Video Game), Real Person Fiction
08 Jan 2023
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They had been playing this stupid game for so long, tiptoeing back and forth across the boundaries of platonic and romantic, blurring the line that had been drawn with nothing more than dry chalk in the first place, swishing and erasing it with every swirl, with every mumbled conversation late at night or early in the morning.
It was intoxicating, both addicted to the thrills, the tingles, the feeling of home that pulsed through their hearts whenever they talked or texted, the feeling of content, the smug satisfaction every time the other stopped whatever he was doing to spend however long with them, no matter who he was with at the moment.
-or: the obligatory Skephalo New Years meet up that totally is not a whole week too late, what are you talking about.
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A shaky hand settled on a doorknob, an unsure breath shared between two Sides who had yet to learn and understand the world they found themselves thrown into, and a word spoken with more certainty than most things are in life.
The story starts as it will end.
With Patton and Janus, arm in arm.
'Together.'
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- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 2,941
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Kudos:
- 11
- Hits:
- 68
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Between snow and love by TheeePunkin
Fandoms: Dream SMP, Video Blogging RPF, Minecraft (Video Game)
03 Dec 2022
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Just Bad & Skeppy & their little tradition of enjoying the first snow together
There are a few moments of angst, but just mentioned & nothing too bad
Can mostly be read platonically, is meant to be romantic, but you do you
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Three Time's the charm (how to get rid of stupid signs) by TheeePunkin
Fandoms: Sanders Sides (Web Series)
17 Aug 2022
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There was a sign on Pattons door.
A simple, plain wooden sign, worn from age and time. On the sign stood a simple sentence, a rule, one might even call it, in neat handwriting, evenly spaced and perfectly written letters.“Light sides and Dark sides can never be together”
Easy enough to understand, even easier to follow thanks to the thick wall that went through the mindspace.. but apparently just as easy to ignore.