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Aziraphale is a noble centaur, tasked with gathering information so that the centaurs may protect humanity from all forms of monsters. But one particular outing leads Aziraphale much further away from his herd, to a mountain peak, where he discovers not everything that humans fear is monstrous.
The tales of a serpent-like creature that turns people to stone have been quite exaggerated. At least, Aziraphale thinks so, but he discovers much more than he bargained for.
Instant Connection Trope.Work is complete, last chapter forthcoming after final beta clean up <3 Art is also featured in the final chapter.
Shades of a plot to get to what is an excuse for porn essentially. Comedic timing may exist.
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13 Jul 2025
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The Gentleman Beast of Goat Willow Lane by Augenblickgotter, beardo
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Vampire: The Masquerade, Ars Magica (Roleplaying Game)
09 Jun 2025
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Night-time pizza delivery driver, Crowley reckons, is a pretty strategic job choice for a vampire. He may have given rise to the entire pizza delivery boy porn trope, but what of it? It’s a great way to
eatmeet people, and if you give someone a good enough seeing-to, they won’t notice they just paid for their dinner by becoming yours. So when he first gets a delivery for the mysterious regular at 37F Goat Willow Lane, he figures the man should be an easy mark. He certainly doesn’t expect him to be an eight-foot-tall mythical creature with a magic boner that never goes soft and a thirst (no, not like that – yes, like that) to give Crowley a run for his money.It’s the story of when neighbourhood slut!Crowley meets obligate horndog!Aziraphale and they end up doing exactly what you expect. Just with the caveat that the former is a vampire and the latter isn’t a dog, exactly.
Words by beardo; art by Augenblickgotter/InKibus
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10 Jul 2025
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Whenever the nude model in Aziraphale's life drawing class removes his clothing, he reveals a pair of giant black wings that only Aziraphale can see.
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08 Jul 2025
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if we could stay all day in the sun by taizi for GibbousLunation
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
09 Jul 2020
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On his way home, Crowley comes to a decision. It was inevitable, really; one might even call it ineffable.
Fell obviously needs looking after, and none of the other humans seem to be up to the job.
That means Crowley will have to do it.
“Are you thinking what I’m thinking?” he calls up to Bentley.
‘I guarantee you I’m not.’
“It’s time to make a deal with a witch,” Crowley declares, and dives under the water, leaving the duck to stare after him in horrified confusion.
(alternatively: the little mermaid au no one asked for)
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08 Jul 2025
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SecUnit can break around Mensah because it knows she will hold it.
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07 Jul 2025