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Nobody has seen Draco Malfoy in several years. When he shows up in Hermione's office looking fit as hell and asking for her help with some rather awkward symptoms, she's only too happy to assist. But, well, what kind of researcher would she be if she didn't conduct some... experiments... along the way?
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Draco explains the perils of provoking (metaphorical) volcanic eruptions, then provides a live demonstration.
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The Grapes of Wrath: A Drabble Collection by Wrathful_Wrackspurt
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
18 Sep 2025
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A collection of drabbles, including “write this in your style” (WTIYS) prompts from Instagram. I’ll provide tags and content warnings for each in the notes at the beginning.
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In which Draco Malfoy acts Really Fucking Weird on his birthday, Ron is perplexed, Tonks is rapidly running out of patience, and Harry just wants to eat cake.
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Ron and Draco are Auror partners. Draco presents as a male veela, and figures out pretty quickly who his mate is, but he sure as hell isn't going to admit it. Meanwhile, Ron is predictably oblivious.
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[PODFIC] Stay. by The_Taco_Writes by Wrathful_Wrackspurt for The_Taco_Writes
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
08 Sep 2025
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Hermione Granger finds herself stuck in a ministry mandated marriage and has a break down.
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It’s 2008 and Draco Malfoy is a secret assassin. It's legitimate - he gets paid for it, and some higher ups in the Ministry (probably?) know he’s out there… killing people. He’s quite good, but that tracks with his dubious accounting of rights and wrongs and his penchant for self-preservation. During his downtime he does a great job of acting like a pureblood in penance... mostly by drinking and shagging his way into oblivion.
This double life helps to numb Draco to the constant feelings of shame and guilt from his formative years in which he was an utter cunt- but everything is upended when his team (assassins can have coworkers, alright?) dies in action and he does not. Suspended and forced to go to therapy, Draco is adrift.
When Hermione Granger re-enters the fray, their hateful relationship that was once fraught with swotty bickering (erm, and the occasional slur) is suddenly tense in a very different way.
How will these two come together? How often will Theo say something terribly charming? Do we hate Ron or is Ron just, meh? Oh, and what’s going on with that one murderous witch who’s out to kill them all (forgot to mention that part…)?
Find out all this and more in: A HARD ROW TO HOE!
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Podfic only on Spotify
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Draco Malfoy and the Case of the Brighton Beach Butcher by augustaoctavia
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
03 Feb 2025
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A serial killer is on the loose--and the DMLE is struggling to crack the case. Head of Homicides, Draco Malfoy, works closely with Unspeakable Hermione Granger as she develops a groundbreaking technique to pull the last imprinted memory from the victim's bodies, in hopes they will be able to track down the person responsible.
Meanwhile, Draco struggles to track down a one-night stand who rocked his world, then disappeared. Draco throws himself into solving these mysteries to distract himself from the growing tension between him and Granger—which is becoming harder and harder to ignore.
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"I'm stuck in a time loop, reliving November 2nd. This is the 111th time I've lived through today."
Draco stilled. His moody eyes, the tension in his hands where he gripped onto his umbrella, the careful mask of blankness flickering over his face — everything about him was so difficult and so very dear to Harry.
"Ah," said Draco, "and?"
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“I feel like—a meteor crashed into my house and I’m the only one who can see it. I feel like a sketch on a piece of parchment instead of a real person. I feel like I will curse the next person who tells me to ‘just enjoy it’.”
Hermione never thought she would be a solo parent. No one told her that it would be boring, and devastating, and that she would be filled with so much joy that she might burst any second.
No one told Draco he'd feel the same way.
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23 Sep 2024
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Beautiful one shot, made me happy-cry
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He was skeptical, and his question was imbued with it. “You’re seriously okay with having to hug me for four and a half minutes?”
Her arms tightened but her chin lifted a stubborn half inch. “We don’t have a choice. Professor Trelawney—”
“I know, I know.”
He rubbed over his brow, needing a moment to acclimate to the concept that for the next almost-five-minutes, he’d be hugging Hermione Granger. And not only hugging but holding, the position so intimate he’d blushed at the in-class demonstration performed by two simulacra transfigured from a cobweb.
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Or, Draco and Hermione are partnered for an unification assignment.
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Beautiful 8th year one shot