Yall_drivin_me_to_insanity
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It starts one day when Tim is walking down an institute hallway and passes Elias Bouchard, who is about four inches shorter than usual. Tim’s reaction is rather delayed; at first, he only has a general sense of unease, a feeling that something’s not quite right—but he can’t put his finger on it. Then he looks back and makes eye contact with Bouchard, and realizes with a jolt (first of surprise, then of delight) that he’s looking down.
It starts properly the next week, when Jon comes in wearing boots that are far different from his normal work shoes.
“Are those heeled boots?” gapes Tim.
“Shut up, Tim,” Jon grumbles. “I figure if Elias gets to just make himself taller, I deserve at least an extra half inch.” -
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Compared to everything you’ve done, the little bosses designed by the showrunners…. They’re so flat. Dull. Uninspired.
Sure, I had my fun with the hydras. Weren’t those exciting? They certainly got my point across.
But we can do better than that. Ohhhhhh-ho-ho yes we can!
I think I want to add an even more personal touch. The perfect boss. The perfect spectacle.
So, so perfect.
Aren’t you, Carl?
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The AI possesses Carl. He fights it.
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Love Is in the AI by railou for firebuffalo
Fandoms: Dungeon Crawler Carl Series - Matt Dinniman
14 Feb 2025
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When the love songs started on the fourth floor, I began to lose patience.
Every last one of my goddamn alarm traps played a different popular, cheesy love song as the track. After blasting “Can’t Help Falling in Love” by Elvis Presley and “Kiss From a Rose” by Seal back-to-back, I was starting to think the trap modules didn’t choose just any random songs from the US Billboard hot 100, but that the songs were instead chosen by the AI just to mess with me.
“Fucking hell”, I swore out loud when one of the traps I was certain I had chosen a different song for, started blasting “I Got You Babe” by Sonny & Cher. “There’s just no way.”
“I like this song”, Donut commented. “Not as good as ‘Wonderwall’, though.”
The AI tries to court Carl. Carl, on the other hand, is not very impressed.
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- Part 3 of DCC Oneshots
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He’s Been With the Family For a While Now by railou
Fandoms: Dungeon Crawler Carl Series - Matt Dinniman
02 Feb 2025
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The man waved a hand at her from the doorway. “Hi, Donut.”
Princess Donut narrowed her eyes at him.
“Come on, Carl”, Miss Beatrice said, taking his hand and pulling him towards the bedroom. The man nearly stumbled on Princess Donut’s precious Mouse toy that lay on the floor. They both giggled drunkenly. Princess Donut sighed. Another of these kinds of manservants. Princess Donut watched them go, judging harshly.
Carl. She rolled that name around in her mind. Carl.
It was a good enough name, she supposed.
Life through Princess Donut's eyes before the Collapse.
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- Part 1 of DCC Oneshots
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Death Before Inaction by hppjmxrgosg
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel) - All Media Types, Daredevil (TV), The Defenders (Marvel TV)
24 Jun 2025
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“Fuck off, Nicky.”
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“Hasn’t anyone ever told you spider-napping is illegal?”
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“You can’t hold me here, I know my spider-rights.”
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“God, you guys are so old. What are you? Like 27?”
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“Scale of 1 to 10, how upset would you be if I told you I banged your mom?”
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Or, I got my grubby little hands on the spider-man time line and fucked around a little bit. Not much (everything) changes.
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