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    Kakashi had made the doctor uncomfortable when he didn’t let her off the hook for accidentally mocking his sex life, he could tell, and she’d stuttered a bit, pretending to look through his file as she blustered, “Well, the important thing is that you—you can maintain an erection and you masturbate frequently enough to support a-a healthy—a healthy prostate.”

    And he’d said, “How often is that?”

    And she’d said, “Oh, no particular recommendation. Once a week is probably sufficient.”

    And Kakashi—who hadn’t masturbated in over a year due to a combination of lack of interest and inability to maintain an erection—had said, “Hm.”

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    Kakashi gets testosterone injections, and Naruto is determined to donate her kidney.

    (Kinktober 2025 days 1, 3, and 5: Masturbation, First Time, Blindfolds)

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    03 Nov 2025

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    Newly divorced, Naruto seems prepared to surrender himself to eternal martyrdom.

    Kakashi isn't having that.

    Year of the Anti-OTP January Prompts: First Kiss/"Whenever I look at you..."

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    02 Nov 2025

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    The thing about this is, there’s an art to it maybe, where good technique and bad application and vice versa matter—but Naruto knows at his very core, it doesn’t take much, a heavy dose of pheromones and modest attraction, for basic animal instinct to kick in.

    In which Kakashi teaches Naruto a thing or two about the art of seduction.

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    29 Oct 2025

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    Of course it’s while he’s out eating with the rest of Team Kakashi that Naruto realizes he might like the feeling of Kakashi’s hand in his hair a bit more than he should.

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    29 Oct 2025

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    A few years after the war, Naruto finds himself in a bind: his friends are all pairing off, and this somehow means he should have someone special too. Sakura seems to think she has the perfect person in mind, and no matter what Naruto says, he can’t convince her he isn’t interested.

    At least there’s one person who isn’t weirdly invested in his nonexistent love life—Kakashi-sensei, for all that Naruto is convinced he’s a closet romantic because of his Icha Icha obsession, couldn’t care less who anyone dates. He probably finds the idea of his goofball student being romantically involved with anyone in the first place completely laughable.

    His sensei is totally uninterested in the idea of Naruto and romance, and Naruto is confident he can count on that.

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    23 Oct 2025