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agatha is the director of a high-profile indie art gallery in nyc. overworked, highly strung and recently broken up with, she seeks out the service of a phone sex hotline, trying to blow off some steam and get her mind off the gallery’s new and very distracting young assistant.
rio, said distracting young assistant, has a secret side hustle to help her pay extortionate nyc rent.
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World renowned pianist Agatha Harkness likes structure, precision, and a well-placed musical note.
Rockstar Rio Vidal leads one of the most popular rock bands today -- The Coven. Rio is chaos wrapped in leather, tattoos and guitar strings. Literally everything Agatha hates when it comes to music. After all, rock doesn't have the elegance and structure and beauty of classical music.
Their worlds collide when Rio’s teenage daughter starts taking piano lessons from Agatha, while Agatha’s starstruck 10-year-old son latches onto Rio like a groupie.
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Rio’s face was already warm and sweaty from working in the early spring sun, but now her face is heated for another reason. She tries to turn away, pretend like she never saw anything, but before her mind can battle against her body and rip her eyes from this fucking bombshell, blue eyes glance her way and catch her in the act.
“Hey!” It’s at this that Rio notices that not only is this woman prancing around in her underwear near open windows, but the window is a little cracked, making Rio able to hear this woman crystal clearly. “What do you think you’re—”
Rio’s mouth opens to say something, anything— working really hard to not look like a fish out of water— but her wheelbarrow hits a stray rock in Lilia’s yard and she falls headfirst into the pile of literal dirt.
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OR, Rio is only trying to do a favor for her godmother; the last thing she needs is one of her godmother’s eccentric neighbors parading around in her underwear. Especially when said neighbor is extremely hot.
based on the comic by evgar_ on twitter!
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how many corners do i have to turn? (how many times do i have to learn?) by empathyhoodie
Fandoms: Agatha All Along (TV)
20 Feb 2025
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“So you’re demoting me?”
“Uh, I don’t think you were actually ever promoted.”
“Technically.”
“Agatha, you have to earn a promotion.”
Agatha wets her lips, leans in close. Rio’s eyes track the movement before she has time to realize, and she has nowhere to go, back pressed against the many tins of chopped tomatoes on the shelf. She tries to keep a neutral expression. Unfazed. Possibly unsuccessfully.
“So I’ll earn it.”
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Rio inherits her aunt's restaurant. Agatha makes the whole thing much more stressful than it should be.
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- Part 1 of happiness, more or less
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“Happy Pride!” says a man holding a clipboard, smiling at Agatha from a corporate tent set up on the sidewalk. He holds out a pair of cheap sunglasses wrapped in plastic; "CitiBank Supports Love" is scrawled across the top of the frames in an ugly serif font. “Would you like to sign up for a chance to win a spot on CitiBank’s Be-You Cruise for Two? Maybe invite the special lady in your life?”
“Oh, I’m a God-fearing Christian woman, sir,” Agatha says, slipping into her best Southern drawl. “I was just on my way to the M&M store in Times Square and got awful lost. Those drag queens sure are funny, though. If they wanna damn themselves to an eternity of hellfire, lord knows they’ll look fabulous doing it, am I right? Slay!”
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Agatha attends her first Pride.