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Working For The Knife by Name_Changed_For_Legal_Reasons
Fandoms: Naruto (Anime & Manga), 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
05 Oct 2025
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Shang Houhua dies at the ripe old age of 27, electrocuted to death after spilling cup ramen onto his keyboard. A death as embarrassing as it was painful, but at least a blessedly quick way to go.
Shang Houhua, later renamed Shang Qinghua by his shizun upon promotion to head disciple, dies at the age of 98 to a blade taken for the king he served.
Uchiha Houhua is born screaming.
Reincarnated into the role of Uchiha Izumi as “thanks” for his excellent service in the role of Shang Qinghua, Qinghua only has one mission— to “grow close to the character of Uchiha Itachi, then die on his blade to further his guilt.”
The catch? After that, there will be no 4th life.
With death fast approaching and little to no way out, Qinghua— now Houhua, scrambles to find a way to somehow escape the Uchiha massacre, as well as earn that next life from the system by managing to become an “important” character in the narrative.
…It was times like this that Houhua really wished he’d actually finished reading Naruto
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19 Oct 2025
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Kakashi is back in the past, he is supposed to be dead.
Instead, he has been given Uchiha Obito's script.
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There’s an Akatsuki member called Sukea who is mystifyingly familiar to Team Minato.
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13 Oct 2025
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the bridge that always burns behind us by fencesit for karanguni
Fandoms: Naruto (Anime & Manga)
18 Dec 2023
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They say the Sharingan makes the Uchiha. An old comrade at the end of the world gives this idiom a new meaning, and then Hatake Kakashi travels back in time to solve the wrongs of the past through the radical, untested method of not avoiding all of his problems.
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13 Oct 2025
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Sakura finds the Tobirama in an unlikely place.
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13 Oct 2025
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Obito thought quickly. "They're part of a... club... for babysitters."
"A club," said Kakashi, flat.
"Yep. A... babysitter's club."
"I see," said Kakashi, who clearly didn't see at all.
"Yeah, the clouds on the coats are supposed to be a soothing visual for kids?" Obito said, as he decided to dig himself deeper.
"In red and black."
"Okay, the color scheme could maybe stand to be changed," Obito conceded. He heard Konan snort from underneath the table.
He glanced briefly at Hidan, who was now shaking his shoulders, and the entire curtain, laughing at Obito.
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(Kakashi decides to raise Naruto. The Akatsuki takes a new direction.)
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13 Oct 2025