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February 14th is just another day at the office for Hermione Granger.
Shame no one else got the memo.
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02 Dec 2025
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“Let’s, please, now, I want you."
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- Part 7 of First Date
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25 Oct 2025
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The Trials and Tribulations of a Modern Father by Bgtea
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV), 魔道祖师 | Módào Zǔshī (Cartoon)
10 Jul 2020
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“Ziyuan,” Jiang Fengmian asks one evening as both him and his wife are preparing for bed. “Do you notice how our youngest tends to attract…a different sort of trouble?”
Ziyuan, who’s been busy removing her pearl earrings, goes still. She looks at him through the reflection of her vanity mirror. “Trouble? Our A-Cheng?” The unspoken ‘how absurd’ tacked on to the end is as clear as day. Still, she asks, “What do you mean?”
Ah, how can he put this delicately without sounding preposterous? “By trouble I mean in the form of attention.” A pause. “Lots of attention. Possibly in the form of, uh, seasoned gentlemen.”
Yu Ziyuan turns around and gives him a long, quiet stare. “Fengmian,” she enunciates slowly, carefully, “are you telling me that our son is a magnet for perverted old men?”
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14 Sep 2025
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Letting himself get cursed may not have been the smartest thing Wei Wuxian has ever done, but he'd argue that it’s completely in character. So he should earn some points for consistency, at the very least. Besides, when the spirit had been explaining it, the curse hadn't sounded too bad. Maybe a little bothersome if he underestimated how many people felt strongly about him, but surely, surely, it wouldn't be enough to hamper him in the long run.
Let it be known that Wei Wuxian is an idiot.
Because, when he emerges from the dilapidated husk of the temple, he can't see anyone
Or: Wei Wuxian gets cursed so he can’t see or feel anyone who feels strongly about him and assume this means that the people he cares about actually hate him.
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01 Sep 2025
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A Marriage Story by DeviyudeThoolika
Fandoms: 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV), 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
09 Nov 2024
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WWX and LWJ, lifelong acquaintances, agree to an arranged marriage. It is a disaster. They hardly talk. The sex is terrible. WWX is disillusioned and miserable. Then he catches LWJ in a lie, and everything starts coming undone. -summary by reader yesmissjane.
Longstanding Romantic Delusions; Recently Cured by Marriage.
Lan Wangji and Wei Wuxian are the married parties in this case.- Language:
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01 Sep 2025