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    Prompt: Deku being aggressively forward in his pursuit of Bakugou, and how that big oaf would react to someone else actually making the first move.

    “Are you going to spend your entire life wishing you’d kissed me or are you gonna grow some balls and fucking do it?”

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    29 Sep 2025

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    "Tutor him," Mitsuki begs. "Just once. He’s always looked up to you—even if he won't admit it. If anyone can set him straight, it’s you."

    Cute little Katsuki. Izuku wonders how much he’s grown in two years. Or maybe he's still at Izuku's shoulders and his face is still that adorable, innocent pink color.

    "Hmm," he says. "Sure, why not?"

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    28 Sep 2025

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    He buries his face in his hands, whining internally. Not only has he been caught muttering by the single most attractive human being he’s ever seen and very much looks up to, but he’s also been caught eyeing him up like he’s one of the desserts he’s so famous for.

    Izuku wants to die

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    28 Sep 2025

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    Mountain Lion Katsuki spots abandoned Bunny Izuku and can't help but wonder how long this idiot will remain clueless.

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    28 Sep 2025

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    To say that he runs to his car would be incorrect, as he is a Lan, and running is both undignified and unnecessary unless in immediate danger. Nor does he slam his key into the ignition, or aggressively swerve around the cars on the freeway, or have a mild panic attack at the fact he is picking A-Yuan up late from school for the first time ever.

    He comes close, though.

    By the time he arrives, it’s 4:35PM, and he has imagined about fifty different worse-case scenarios. The door is partly open when he gets to it, a messy label of 104B—Art Room scrawled with chalk on a placard next to the faded wood. As he opens it fully, he expects to see a wailing, terrified child, or perhaps a scene of utter misery and betrayal.

    What he finds is his son, hands covered in paint, being sung to by a beautiful, dark-haired stranger.

    “Ducks live in the pond, yellow ducks, happy ducks!”

    Lan Wangji stops in his tracks.
     

    (Or: Falling in love with your son’s art teacher, in five parts)

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    28 Sep 2025