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    In college, Wei Ying meets Lan Zhan.

    Lan Zhan is the most beautiful person Wei Ying has ever seen. Most interesting as well. He is talented, and clever, and funny, and Wei Ying has never met anyone like him.

    He is also gay.

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    In which Wei Ying discovers his sexuality and falls in love, Lan Zhan thinks they're only fucking around, and everyone but Wei Ying is convinced that he is straight.

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    21 Sep 2025

  2. Public Bookmark 39

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    “You know, Lan Zhan. Part of me thought this was a dream. That I’d come back here and you wouldn’t actually be here, after all.”

    Lan Wangji hummed. “Mn. Me too.” Then, after a beat, he asked, “Have you waited long?”

    Wei Wuxian shook his head. “Nah,” he said. “Only an eternity.”

    He grinned cheekily, and Lan Wangji leveled him a look—though he related to the feeling.

    The guy you fucked over a decade ago suddenly shows up at your friend’s apple orchard with a kid in his arms. What do you do?

    (Answer: You fuck him again and never let him go)

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    21 Sep 2025

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    Sometimes your son hits a stranger's car, and instead of trading insurance information he gives the guy your number and through a series of texts, you end up falling in love with him.

    It happens.

    Title sung to the tune of the Chappel Roan song.

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    20 Sep 2025

  4. Public Bookmark 31

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    Wei Wuxian felt downright giddy, picturing in detail and with pleasure all the ways he was never, ever, ever going to let Lan Wangji live this down.

    Wei Wuxian runs a wine shop. Lan Wangji, his loyal customer, gets drunk. Things… might get out of hand. (Or: a hookup gone wrong, Wangxian style; they’re practically married with children within 48 hours.)

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    16 Sep 2025

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    “I’ve always wondered what it would be like to jerk off a dick that wasn’t my own,” Wei Ying says.

    It’s a total non-sequitur to whatever the hell they were just talking about (Lan Zhan can’t remember), and Lan Zhan’s brain immediately turns into pudding.

    Wei Ying looks over at him when his silence drags on too long, his face slightly flushed. Lan Zhan can see the instant that he decides to cover his embarrassment with bravado, and he knows right away that it’s all over for him. Whatever Wei Ying decides to say will, without a doubt, break Lan Zhan.

    “You should let me try it on you,” Wei Ying shamelessly suggests.

    Yes.

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    04 Sep 2025