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    Officially, the codenames of those who work for the espionage branch of the DMLE are assigned randomly, but twice in a row, Draco Malfoy’s codenames have been insects—and not just any insects, but insects with cannibalistic tendencies. Perhaps it should be taken as a compliment. After all, who better to tear down a splinter cell of Death Eaters than one who eats their own?

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    15 Oct 2025

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    Speaking to Draco is like poking a beehive - and Harry is a glutton for punishment.

     

    In which Harry makes some serious blunders and then tries to fix it. Somehow.

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    Draco’s eyes narrow and his mouth purses, pretty and pink and wet from whatever he’s been drinking. “Any mediocre time is better than whatever you can you offer, Head Auror Potter. We’ve had this conversation. I thought I made myself clear.”

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    05 Oct 2025

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    They’ve avoided one another for nine years. Managed not to run into one another during the week of Andy’s funerary rites. They’ve glimpsed one another several times. But they never came close enough to speak.

    Draco’s kept to their rules for most of a decade. Letters only. Plans for Teddy. Updates on Pansy’s gardens. No references to the Christmas of 2001.

    Draco spares a moment to grieve that he couldn’t have put this off another nine years. Then, he turns.

    “Hi,” Harry says.

    Draco’s throat aches. “Hello. It’s been a while.”

    Harry quirks a smile. "I wondered where that top went."

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    Or: Harry is struggling to raise Teddy by himself. Enter Draco.

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    27 Sep 2025

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    Against his better judgement, Harry agrees to appear on WENIS – a charity gameshow designed to lead contestants to the deepest desires of their hearts, while also showcasing Wheezes’ new line of adult products.

    The aphrodisiac tea quickly gets the better of him.

    So does Malfoy.

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    24 Sep 2025

  5. Public Bookmark 10

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    Harry Potter is recently divorced, emotionally spiralling, and just trying to survive. When he discovers Draco Malfoy has a fashion podcast, it is apparently the last straw. He instantly becomes obsessed; how dare Malfoy be happy? One live-show ambush and a whiskey-fueled argument later, can Harry realise he has been focused on the wrong problem?

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    Everyone has a podcast now.

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    24 Sep 2025