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Crowley groaned and wished he had popcorn to throw at his television. God, he hated vampire movies. He wasn’t sure why he even watched them, some morbid mix of professional curiosity and hope that maybe this time the vampire wouldn’t be some gross, blood drenched sex demon. Vampires were always such messy eaters in these films. Had they never heard of table manners? Simply drinking a goblet of blood inevitably ended up with blood running down over the vampire’s chin. As if to prove his point to himself, he lifted his own glass of Cabernet Sauvignon mixed with O-negative and took a drink, not spilling a drop.
Still, he’d take the messy eating trope over ‘this human smells so appetizing I must have sex with them.’ Like a human wanting to give their cheeseburger a shag. Bloody ridiculous.
Well. Mostly. Crowley had seen Aziraphale eat, after all. And there had been more than one occasion he’d been jealous of the way Aziraphale moaned around a bite of rare Wagyu tenderloin or steak tartare, wondering if Aziraphale would moan like that with his mouth pressed open to the taste of Crowley’s skin.
Of course, he didn’t have to wonder anymore, he knew. And Aziraphale found Crowley delicious.
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the yet unknowing world by Ark for stereobone
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
13 Jul 2019
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A half-step is all it takes to get Aziraphale close enough to murmur into Crowley’s ear, “Put the light out when you go to bed, and I’ll come to you.”
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24 Jun 2025
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Easy Access by ModernDayKlutz for west_i86
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good - Fandom
15 Nov 2024
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Aziraphale notices that Crowley has developed an odd tic. After an evening of dining, theatre, drinking and more drinking, Aziraphale figures out a way to help Crowley with his condition.
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20 Nov 2024
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A.J. Crowley, best selling author of action thrillers and sci-fi dramas, wants to try his hand at romance. When writer's block rears its ugly head, his editor and literary agent suggests a romantic writer's retreat in a last-ditch effort to meet his deadline. Aziraphale can be a miracle worker at times, but there's no way a reclusive month away will spark all the romance he needs to finish...
Editor AU: In which two of the least romantic men on earth try to write a romance novel.
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08 Nov 2024
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Yours for the taking by Mraowface
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
11 Feb 2021
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All Crowley wants is to steal this one book and get on with his life. But a terrifyingly angelic bookshop owner has other ideas...
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17 Oct 2024