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a real roller coaster when the wind goes the other way by goddesspharo
Fandoms: The Pitt (TV)
08 Jul 2025
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Knowing Jack Abbot is more tiring than having to babysit a toddler hopped up on candy corn during Halloween.
But Walsh doesn't say that.
What she says is, "I'm only entertaining this attention-seeking behavior because my dog would be distraught if you tripped over your own stupidity."
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"Why wait and give you a reason to throw me off the plane, Walsh?"
"Well, becoming my co-pilot is a very clever way to secure a parachute, Abbot."
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- Part 3 of our hands speak for us and complicate it
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It's the end of the world as The Weather Channel is predicting it and Walsh is stuck on in-house call for however long it takes for this blizzard to let up and the snowplows to start plowing again – even though she's supposed to be off for a three-day weekend – with an ER counterpart whose Catholic guilt is surpassed only by his God complex.
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"So you ran—"
"Strolled," Walsh corrects him.
"Speed walked," Abbot counters obnoxiously, "up five flights of stairs to tell me that you don't want to have brunch?"
"I'm a big believer in closed loop communication, jackass."
"Well, then, in the interest of full disclosure…" Jack holds up a bottle of V8 in one hand and a plastic bottle of Smirnoff in the other. "I come bearing Bloody Marys."
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- Part 2 of our hands speak for us and complicate it
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"You have my credentials in there like it's a CV, you weirdo! All that you're missing is my NPI number!"
"Well, how do you have me saved on your phone?" Walsh opens her contact card for him and flips the screen around so he can see Jack Abbot, ER douche. Frowning, he asks, "How is that better? If anything, it might be worse!"
"At least it doesn't look like I hacked LinkedIn for your personal information."
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- Part 1 of our hands speak for us and complicate it