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    Me [28M] with my roommate of 1 year [31M], I'm worried I might be homophobic towards him? by

    Fandoms: Arcane: League of Legends (Cartoon 2021)  

    13 Jul 2025

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    "So this whole roommate thing. I just wanted to ask, like… what are you looking for? Should I totally leave you alone?” (God, please say no.) “Should we just be, like, cordial coworkers?” (Please, please, please say no.) “Or do you want to be more like… friends?”

    Viktor snorted. It was a sound Jayce was starting to crave. His heart squeezed.

    “Yes, Jayce.” Viktor stood, leaning on his cane. “I think we should be friends."

     

    (or: the one where jayce can't figure out why he cares so much about the guys his new roommate brings home... and doesn't realize he's fallen in love until he's completely and totally fucked.)

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    09 May 2025

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    Not as Beautiful (But Still as Sweet) by

    Fandoms: Arcane: League of Legends (Cartoon 2021)  

    17 Jan 2025

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    Vi was surprised, nay, absolutely fucking floored when Caitlyn looked her in the eye and offered, “If you strike out one night, you can just use me as a backup. I won’t tell.”

     

    Vi blinked at Caitlyn, the words ringing in her ears as she shook her head, clearly hearing things. “You mean like, to fake a hookup? I don’t think they’ll fall for that.”

     

    Caitlyn frowned, taking a sip of her coffee. “Why would we fake it?”

    Ekko challenges Vi to completing a perfect week, in which she has to sleep with the first woman she flirts with every night for a week straight. Cait offers to help her out if things go south. (Things go south.)

    Or, a 5 + 1 fic in which Cait gets jealous five times, and then turns the tables to make Vi jealous once.

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    11 Jan 2025

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    Down There Being a Doll (You Just Have to Take It) by

    Fandoms: Arcane: League of Legends (Cartoon 2021)  

    12 Jan 2025

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    “So,” Jayce drawls when they meet up for lunch. “Who’s this girl that Vi likes?”
    Caitlyn’s salad-laden fork freezes halfway to her mouth.
    “The who that Vi what?”
    “Yeah, I was surprised, too,” Jayce says, oblivious. “Apparently she wants to impress a girl.”

    Vi has a crush on someone, and it’s ruining Caitlyn’s life. A.K.A. Caitlyn finally learns to ask for what she wants.

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    15 Feb 2025

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    sex money feelings die by

    Fandoms: Arcane: League of Legends (Cartoon 2021)  

    10 Feb 2025

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    Caitlyn watches porn at work. Her thesis advisor has approved a list of search terms:

    “Sleepover” for videos of group experimentation.

    “While boyfriend watches” for porn filmed by men.

    “Strap” for the more hardcore stuff.

    “Cunnilingus” for those who bother with proper names, and “pussy eating” for those who don’t.

    When new videos pop up, Caitlyn scrubs through them on two-times speed. Massages end happily, cunnilingus gets cut short for penis-in-vagina penetration. Nothing she hasn’t seen before. She sighs and clicks the back arrow.

    For the past year of her research, typing in “butch” has been like fishing in a puddle, but Caitlyn tries it anyway.

    The page loads. She’s surprised by a video she hasn’t seen at the top of her screen: “PINK-HAIRED ANDRO BUTCH DYKE TAKES 9 INCHES, COMES HARD.”

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    29 Mar 2025

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    I Would Bring You the Stars and the Moon by

    Fandoms: Arcane: League of Legends (Cartoon 2021)  

    09 Mar 2025

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    “Houston, do you copy?”

    Caitlyn panicked, feeling extraordinarily unprepared having been thrust into her new position without so much as even a handbook to consult. What were the formalities? What was she supposed to respond with? Where was the damn push to talk button…

    “Hellooo? I said Houston, do you copy?”

    Caitlyn fiddled with her headset, having finally found the green button on the side and hastily letting out a rather breathless reply. “Um, yes. Hello? This is Houston. I copy.”

    There was a long pause in which Caitlyn sat twiddling her thumbs, anxiety pushing the frantic pulse of her heartbeat through her eardrums. Was that wrong? Did she already fuck up? She took a steady deep breath, finger hovering over the talk button until the familiar voice of the astronaut came through her headset once more.

    “Damn, Houston. I didn’t expect you to sound so sexy.”

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    Caitlyn has been assigned as the personal capcom to one of the astronauts currently on a year long expedition at the international space station. Cue long months of pining and desperate longing.

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    09 Apr 2025