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an Irondad Father's Day by hurtspideyparker
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies)
15 Jun 2025
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Tony is too self-absorbed to notice the hand-made gift laying on his desk. Good thing he has other people around to care enough for him.
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wake up so I can call you stupid, stupid by hurtspideyparker
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe
05 May 2025
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Peter Parker is perfectly content with his high-pressure, highly deadly task of bomb diffusion. Tony Stark? Not so much.
One bomb, a coma, jello, and (not) making out in the hospital bed later, Tony gets a boyfriend—and Peter gets to do his homework.
He really should've stuck to bomb diffusing.
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orange peel theory by hurtspideyparker
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies)
19 Mar 2025
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An exhausted Peter needs a hug, and Tony provides.
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Natasha's Galentine's Day party by hurtspideyparker
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel Movies)
16 Feb 2025
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Natasha wants to have a Galentine's party, but finds she doesn't have many single female friends to spend Valentine's Day with. This just leaves her some grumpy Avengers, a 16 year old, enough tequila to turn a super soldier tipsy, and cheesy party games.
By the end of the night, Peter is so done babysitting a bunch of drunken, emotional, slutty adults.
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I'm not your dad (I know that, do you?) by hurtspideyparker
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies), Spider-Man - All Media Types
29 Jan 2025
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"This is why you need training wheels, hell you probably need adult supervision. You're lucky I even let you go out—"
"You're not my dad!"
Tony pauses. He stares at Peter, who's chest pumps furiously from his heavy breathing, a hand holding his side where the bullet wounds reside.
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A bad night for Spider-Man gets increasingly worse as Tony presents his concerns for the boy in a less than ideal manner. Peter makes the decision to cut Tony Stark out of his life before he's even out of the hospital bed, but Tony isn't as okay with this decision as he pretends to be.
With the help of an emotionally mature friend, mouthy New Yorkers, a furry, and Tony Stark's daddy issues, Iron Man might actually admit he was wrong. (Might. And in a much more likely scenario, Peter might forgive him anyway.)
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Mondays, am I right? by Bergen
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies)
02 Dec 2024
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“I finally saw the footage of Coney Island. What were you thinking?”
“I was thinking we probably wouldn’t crash. Actually I wasn’t, uh… you know how you sometimes just operate on that part of your brain that was, like, originally reserved for hunting woolly mammoths?”
“That’s an exceedingly verbose way to say ‘I was a fucking dumbass’.”
Peter laughs. He rolls his head to the side to smile at Tony. “You know, Mr. Stark. I thought you were gonna be way more upset about all this.”
“It’s been a long day,” Tony says.
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he who owns the sky by soliloquent for BladeoftheNebula
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe
04 Jul 2025
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“It offended something fundamental in Steve, because buildings were supposed to belong, not mock and loom over the city.”
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or: Steve’s an architect with opinions. Tony’s a visionary with money, bad taste, and a terrible blueprint. It’s not love at first sight, but it might be something. 🌃
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05 Jul 2025